swede
23-03-2005, 10:25 PM
the man the authorities came to crown! the KING!
---- taken from conversation of king swede with the cashew nut 23/3/05 -----
swedeman
ok..
swedeman
so imagine this...
swedeman
there was once a niceeeeeee night
swedeman
and well, there was a guy called eli, who's nickname on a board is whatever man... but i call him sir stick (cause on this original board he was stickboy) ok? got that?
Euphoria
Yup yup!
swedeman
ok, so me and sir stick were in an AIM (aol instant messenger) chat room
swedeman
with each other
swedeman
and... he sends me this tune... he goes... tomo mate...
swedeman
u need some bad radio (being ed vedders band before pearl jam)
swedeman
yeh?
swedeman
so he sends me a song that... reminded me of the jungle book!
Euphoria
Okay...I'm just processing...
Euphoria
The jungle boook?
swedeman
so i was like all psyched up and stuff... jumpin round like a bafooon
Euphoria
that's odd
swedeman
yeh! this weirdddddd song.. well it more reminded me of the jungle which transpired to the jungle book
swedeman
yes?
swedeman
so im like ROCK ON ELI!!!
swedeman
thennnnnnnn he goes... dude.... u gotta check this song...
title *track 3*
swedeman
he goes, the name of it is... just a book
swedeman
check it!
swedeman
soooooooo i accept and i listen
swedeman
he goes at the same time as me
HU HU!
swedeman
FOR MY PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL ALONEEEEEEEE ITS JUST A BOOK! HU HU!
swedeman
soooooooo we are like all psyched
swedeman
so im chattin to lodoubleu... and i go... JOIN THE CHAT!
swedeman
so i added her... and she joins in on the fun
swedeman
**with me???**
Euphoria
Lol, this is exciting!!!!
Euphoria
keep going dammit!
swedeman
ok!
swedeman
sooooooooo we are goin nuts
swedeman
everything has a freakin HU HU! in it
swedeman
so we then....
swedeman
decide to share more songs... so eli goes... oi tomo, check this... ull love it
swedeman
he sends me some tunes by a band called blameless.. kinda an early 90's sound to it
swedeman
and we are like YEH SPREAD THE BLAME!
swedeman
sooooooo here goes lil swedey... sending off all these tunes to anyone and everyone!
swedeman
spreadin the HU HU and the blame!!
swedeman
so what happens next is... we start posting random HU HU's on the board
swedeman
then... add to it... but dont blame me cuase im blameless!
Euphoria
LMAO
swedeman
people were just like... WTF?
swedeman
me and stick were big postwhores on there... so everyone knew us real well
swedeman
so they were like... you crazy bitches!
swedeman
next thing you know... me n stick start up a little competition
swedeman
a war you might say
Euphoria
Uh oh
swedeman
thread title...
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
TEAM BLAMELESS VS TEAM HU HU
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
or something along those lines
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
with the details... stick was to lead team blame... and i was team HU HU!
Euphoria (11:03 PM) :
Your team blameles yeah?
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
nah he was...
Euphoria (11:03 PM) :
Okay gotcha
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
and the idea was for us to recruit members of the board
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
to our team
Euphoria (11:04 PM) :
Hahahahah
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
and... we had a recruiting deadline... so i was just goin to everyone
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
JOIN MY TEAM
Euphoria (11:04 PM) :
I love it!!!!!
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
next thing you knew...
i had about 100000000000 ladies on my team haha
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
and then everyone was joinin my team cause im like... look at the ladies guys!!
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
and the idea was to see who had the most amount of posts by new years
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
middnight on the east coast of the USA
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
the team with most posts put together... wins!
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
yeh?
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
Lol, hang on....
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
100000000 Ladies??
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
Really tommy?
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
haha ok not that many
but..
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
probably 20 or so
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
Lol, theres a difference you know!?
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
neway things are running real smooth... stick has himself and the other biggest poster
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
***minor detail yoof, dont get caught up in it****
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
and i just had a team with a lot of people yeh?
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
so we were like... thats killer, cause it should be close
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
everything goes to plan... until... BAM
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
swedey has exams and isnt there for a week..
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
next thing you know... his team has split... these dropkicks... form a new team... called team faithful!!
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
how ironic is that! they are traitors and they call emselves faithful!!
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
so me and him BOTH lose players...
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
people goin left n right... the real serious folk get the shits n leave the board hahahaha
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
this stuff LITERALLY took over the board
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
it was intense... and never has posting been so much fun_!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
we had the 3 teams... and well.. i got the rough end of the deal cause i just got mates on my team who hardly post!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
so i was like the only post nazi!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
everyone else was postin like crazzzzzzzzzzzzy
Euphoria (11:08 PM) :
Okay I need to pee but keep talking I'll read it when i get back!!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
ok
swedeman (11:09 PM) :
so the posting madness continues... EVERY THREAD has a HU HU or a BLAMELESS or .... a FAITHFUL!! in it... so samick is in my team... and he starts our slogan.... hu hu like a mother fucker yo! haha
swedeman (11:09 PM) :
damn it was funny
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
soooooo
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
this posting madness lasts a while... and we had post updates every week
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
our team was fading away... until..
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
a few days before the end... i had 2 chicky friends online
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
both from the states... and one goes... can we win?
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
and i go.. nah we are way behind...
Euphoria (11:10 PM) :
Hahaha.....
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
she goes... WHAT
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
NO WAY!
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
lets post like no one has posted before!!!!
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
sooooooooooooo
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
u wouldnt believe it.... unless u were there
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
me and her and another friend... did... 500 posts in about an hour
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
no shit!
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
we did over a 1000 that night
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
caught up shitloads..
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
we ended up makin this one thread... that was just posting as fast as you can
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
**note no time limits***
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
then we started our own pearl jam concert... us 3! line for line
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
choosing random songs!
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
oh those were the days!
Euphoria (11:12 PM) :
Owww this is hurting my gut from laughing!!
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
the way it ended up was... i was meant to do the final count
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
what happens though?
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
STICK NEVER SENT ME THE FREAKIN LISTS!!!
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
never could do it!
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
cause i didnt know the EXACT teams... he had em written down!
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
but i knowwwwwww for a fact
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
i did a rough count with mandi (a girl who was postin like crazy with) that we were still behind team blameless
but GOT IN FRONT OF the bastards faithful!
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
still.. faithful? damn skippy hippy! they are far from it
Euphoria (11:13 PM) :
hahahahaaaaaa
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
so as it ended up was .... after new years..
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
i conceded it to blameless...
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
but alas, the true counts are forever a mystery!
Euphoria (11:14 PM) :
Well, unless somelone goes & counts them right?
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
noooooooooooo
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
cause well
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
afterwards... THE BOARD CRASHED!!
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
had to be rebooted!
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
frig me! impossible!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
thats why i cant show u the madness!!
Euphoria (11:15 PM) :
That's horrible!!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
i know!
Euphoria (11:15 PM) :
All your 'work'
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
it was nuts!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
but thing is
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
after it all...
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
i was no.1 poster! HAHA
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
i was king... well i told em i was before hand
but after that... i was crowned!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
end of year no.1!
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
see what i can do if i try? i caught up 2000 posts on stick in 1 week
Euphoria (11:16 PM) :
LO, Oh I believe you your grace.
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
and he was postin a solid 100 a day... maybe more haha
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
i dont think i have not had a life so much in my life LOL!
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
if u can get around what i just said
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
never ever have i posted like THAT before
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
i think it was 4000 posts in 1 and a half weeks
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
along that anyway
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
maybe 3 and a half 000 haha
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
and may i just say...
HU HU is the only team still goin!
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
as illustrated on the missy board :)
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
YEH!
Euphoria (11:17 PM) :
Yay go Hu HU!!!!!!!Yeh!!!!
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
ROCK ON! :)! the king lives!
---- taken from conversation of king swede with the cashew nut 23/3/05 -----
swedeman
ok..
swedeman
so imagine this...
swedeman
there was once a niceeeeeee night
swedeman
and well, there was a guy called eli, who's nickname on a board is whatever man... but i call him sir stick (cause on this original board he was stickboy) ok? got that?
Euphoria
Yup yup!
swedeman
ok, so me and sir stick were in an AIM (aol instant messenger) chat room
swedeman
with each other
swedeman
and... he sends me this tune... he goes... tomo mate...
swedeman
u need some bad radio (being ed vedders band before pearl jam)
swedeman
yeh?
swedeman
so he sends me a song that... reminded me of the jungle book!
Euphoria
Okay...I'm just processing...
Euphoria
The jungle boook?
swedeman
so i was like all psyched up and stuff... jumpin round like a bafooon
Euphoria
that's odd
swedeman
yeh! this weirdddddd song.. well it more reminded me of the jungle which transpired to the jungle book
swedeman
yes?
swedeman
so im like ROCK ON ELI!!!
swedeman
thennnnnnnn he goes... dude.... u gotta check this song...
title *track 3*
swedeman
he goes, the name of it is... just a book
swedeman
check it!
swedeman
soooooooo i accept and i listen
swedeman
he goes at the same time as me
HU HU!
swedeman
FOR MY PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL ALONEEEEEEEE ITS JUST A BOOK! HU HU!
swedeman
soooooooo we are like all psyched
swedeman
so im chattin to lodoubleu... and i go... JOIN THE CHAT!
swedeman
so i added her... and she joins in on the fun
swedeman
**with me???**
Euphoria
Lol, this is exciting!!!!
Euphoria
keep going dammit!
swedeman
ok!
swedeman
sooooooooo we are goin nuts
swedeman
everything has a freakin HU HU! in it
swedeman
so we then....
swedeman
decide to share more songs... so eli goes... oi tomo, check this... ull love it
swedeman
he sends me some tunes by a band called blameless.. kinda an early 90's sound to it
swedeman
and we are like YEH SPREAD THE BLAME!
swedeman
sooooooo here goes lil swedey... sending off all these tunes to anyone and everyone!
swedeman
spreadin the HU HU and the blame!!
swedeman
so what happens next is... we start posting random HU HU's on the board
swedeman
then... add to it... but dont blame me cuase im blameless!
Euphoria
LMAO
swedeman
people were just like... WTF?
swedeman
me and stick were big postwhores on there... so everyone knew us real well
swedeman
so they were like... you crazy bitches!
swedeman
next thing you know... me n stick start up a little competition
swedeman
a war you might say
Euphoria
Uh oh
swedeman
thread title...
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
TEAM BLAMELESS VS TEAM HU HU
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
or something along those lines
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
with the details... stick was to lead team blame... and i was team HU HU!
Euphoria (11:03 PM) :
Your team blameles yeah?
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
nah he was...
Euphoria (11:03 PM) :
Okay gotcha
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
and the idea was for us to recruit members of the board
swedeman (11:03 PM) :
to our team
Euphoria (11:04 PM) :
Hahahahah
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
and... we had a recruiting deadline... so i was just goin to everyone
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
JOIN MY TEAM
Euphoria (11:04 PM) :
I love it!!!!!
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
next thing you knew...
i had about 100000000000 ladies on my team haha
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
and then everyone was joinin my team cause im like... look at the ladies guys!!
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
and the idea was to see who had the most amount of posts by new years
swedeman (11:04 PM) :
middnight on the east coast of the USA
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
the team with most posts put together... wins!
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
yeh?
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
Lol, hang on....
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
100000000 Ladies??
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
Really tommy?
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
haha ok not that many
but..
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
probably 20 or so
Euphoria (11:05 PM) :
Lol, theres a difference you know!?
swedeman (11:05 PM) :
neway things are running real smooth... stick has himself and the other biggest poster
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
***minor detail yoof, dont get caught up in it****
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
and i just had a team with a lot of people yeh?
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
so we were like... thats killer, cause it should be close
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
everything goes to plan... until... BAM
swedeman (11:06 PM) :
swedey has exams and isnt there for a week..
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
next thing you know... his team has split... these dropkicks... form a new team... called team faithful!!
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
how ironic is that! they are traitors and they call emselves faithful!!
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
so me and him BOTH lose players...
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
people goin left n right... the real serious folk get the shits n leave the board hahahaha
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
this stuff LITERALLY took over the board
swedeman (11:07 PM) :
it was intense... and never has posting been so much fun_!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
we had the 3 teams... and well.. i got the rough end of the deal cause i just got mates on my team who hardly post!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
so i was like the only post nazi!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
everyone else was postin like crazzzzzzzzzzzzy
Euphoria (11:08 PM) :
Okay I need to pee but keep talking I'll read it when i get back!!
swedeman (11:08 PM) :
ok
swedeman (11:09 PM) :
so the posting madness continues... EVERY THREAD has a HU HU or a BLAMELESS or .... a FAITHFUL!! in it... so samick is in my team... and he starts our slogan.... hu hu like a mother fucker yo! haha
swedeman (11:09 PM) :
damn it was funny
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
soooooo
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
this posting madness lasts a while... and we had post updates every week
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
our team was fading away... until..
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
a few days before the end... i had 2 chicky friends online
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
both from the states... and one goes... can we win?
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
and i go.. nah we are way behind...
Euphoria (11:10 PM) :
Hahaha.....
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
she goes... WHAT
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
NO WAY!
swedeman (11:10 PM) :
lets post like no one has posted before!!!!
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
sooooooooooooo
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
u wouldnt believe it.... unless u were there
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
me and her and another friend... did... 500 posts in about an hour
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
no shit!
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
we did over a 1000 that night
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
caught up shitloads..
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
we ended up makin this one thread... that was just posting as fast as you can
swedeman (11:11 PM) :
**note no time limits***
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
then we started our own pearl jam concert... us 3! line for line
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
choosing random songs!
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
oh those were the days!
Euphoria (11:12 PM) :
Owww this is hurting my gut from laughing!!
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
the way it ended up was... i was meant to do the final count
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
what happens though?
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
STICK NEVER SENT ME THE FREAKIN LISTS!!!
swedeman (11:12 PM) :
never could do it!
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
cause i didnt know the EXACT teams... he had em written down!
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
but i knowwwwwww for a fact
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
i did a rough count with mandi (a girl who was postin like crazy with) that we were still behind team blameless
but GOT IN FRONT OF the bastards faithful!
swedeman (11:13 PM) :
still.. faithful? damn skippy hippy! they are far from it
Euphoria (11:13 PM) :
hahahahaaaaaa
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
so as it ended up was .... after new years..
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
i conceded it to blameless...
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
but alas, the true counts are forever a mystery!
Euphoria (11:14 PM) :
Well, unless somelone goes & counts them right?
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
noooooooooooo
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
cause well
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
afterwards... THE BOARD CRASHED!!
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
had to be rebooted!
swedeman (11:14 PM) :
frig me! impossible!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
thats why i cant show u the madness!!
Euphoria (11:15 PM) :
That's horrible!!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
i know!
Euphoria (11:15 PM) :
All your 'work'
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
it was nuts!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
but thing is
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
after it all...
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
i was no.1 poster! HAHA
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
i was king... well i told em i was before hand
but after that... i was crowned!
swedeman (11:15 PM) :
end of year no.1!
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
see what i can do if i try? i caught up 2000 posts on stick in 1 week
Euphoria (11:16 PM) :
LO, Oh I believe you your grace.
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
and he was postin a solid 100 a day... maybe more haha
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
i dont think i have not had a life so much in my life LOL!
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
if u can get around what i just said
swedeman (11:16 PM) :
never ever have i posted like THAT before
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
i think it was 4000 posts in 1 and a half weeks
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
along that anyway
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
maybe 3 and a half 000 haha
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
and may i just say...
HU HU is the only team still goin!
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
as illustrated on the missy board :)
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
YEH!
Euphoria (11:17 PM) :
Yay go Hu HU!!!!!!!Yeh!!!!
swedeman (11:17 PM) :
ROCK ON! :)! the king lives!