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Dutchie
24-10-2005, 12:48 AM
or she's breeding her own mozzie farm...
jimmy
24-10-2005, 12:53 AM
all this talk of mozzies is makin me itchy!
Dutchie
24-10-2005, 12:54 AM
same
if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours... :p
jimmy
24-10-2005, 01:00 AM
http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/hairy_back.jpg
hmmmm, ok, here it is!!! :p
Dutchie
24-10-2005, 01:01 AM
so u've seen my back already???
jimmy
24-10-2005, 01:09 AM
lmao
Dutchie
24-10-2005, 01:13 AM
that back on a chick???
*spews*
Chrissie
24-10-2005, 02:01 AM
stressin too much for no reaosn.
JOLENE
24-10-2005, 01:33 PM
morning sickness
missy_rulez
24-10-2005, 01:40 PM
Distance And Having No Money!!
morning sickness
OmG!? WtF1@#!#@ are you pregnant
maiizhigh
24-10-2005, 03:04 PM
VCAA
JOLENE
24-10-2005, 03:27 PM
OmG!? WtF1@#!#@ are you pregnant
naah mate .. just got morning sickness :eek:
life is peachy without me
24-10-2005, 10:50 PM
getting needles :mad:
jademonty
25-10-2005, 09:09 PM
that i wont be able to go to da concert on friday nite!! im so dam pissed off
:mad:
jademonty
25-10-2005, 09:10 PM
naah mate .. just got morning sickness :eek:
wtf??
Hinny
25-10-2005, 09:22 PM
myself. fucking idiot.
You know what to do...
<Dr Phil mode on>
talz0r
25-10-2005, 09:30 PM
that i wont be able to go to da concert on friday nite!! im so dam pissed off
:mad:
omg that sucks, why is that?
jademonty
25-10-2005, 09:46 PM
omg that sucks, why is that?
nun of my dam friends wanted to go i know shouldlnt let em stop me from goin but didnt want to go down by myself..so didnt end up getting tickets! :(
lozzy
25-10-2005, 09:51 PM
nun of my dam friends wanted to go i know shouldlnt let em stop me from goin but didnt want to go down by myself..so didnt end up getting tickets! :(
so buy one and go.
Dutchie
25-10-2005, 09:55 PM
I wasn't going to be a nigel... that's why u hang out with the guys from the forum. Instant friends :D
I only managed to get someone else to come along coz I talked someone into buying Cirrols spare ticket.
JOLENE
26-10-2005, 07:38 AM
wtf??
sarcasm .. yup im pregnant
missy_rulez
26-10-2005, 10:11 AM
sarcasm .. yup im pregnant
CONGRATULATIONS HUN!!
BOOYEAH. more kiddies. crikey. congrats.
JOLENE
26-10-2005, 04:17 PM
thanks :o hopefully i made the right decision .. i hope its healthy
life is peachy without me
26-10-2005, 06:00 PM
stupid essays...... 4 weeks to go
life is peachy without me
27-10-2005, 06:03 PM
take your pick..... CENTRELINK or the stupid shitty school i work for!!! worked jibbed us of money we needed for our trip to Fiji next month to build a house for the homeless... the other made me stand in line for nearly 2 hours when i was already pissed off cos it was a crap day
People who drive over a school bag that's in the middle of the road! :(
Chrissie
27-10-2005, 08:28 PM
Humans.
Kitty
27-10-2005, 09:14 PM
Downloading songs that claim to be by a certain artist, only to find out that they aren't -_-
haha. missy higgins-dont need a reason?
its beth orton and i don't like it
Kitty
27-10-2005, 09:28 PM
Yes, that (I dont like it either) and another song that turned out to be one by the Whitlams, and well as a Tegan and Sara song that was sung by a man.
And that when I'm trying to dl tv shows, it end up being porn, or some random thing in German -_-
lmfao. admit it. you were jumping for joy about that accidental porn.
haha ew dirt.
Kitty
27-10-2005, 09:42 PM
Oh yes, I love the pr0n, especialy the one where everyone had full body paint in animal prints (this was pretending to be Lost)
talz0r
27-10-2005, 10:10 PM
hahahahahaha
maiizhigh
27-10-2005, 10:30 PM
people who join forums just to bag the person that the forum is dedicated to. not cool.
oh and exams. how could i forget.
Kitty
27-10-2005, 10:32 PM
Agreed. I dont know what you are talking about specifically, but I still agree.
Edit: ahahahha just found the post. so sad. dont people have better things to do with their time?
lozzy
27-10-2005, 10:40 PM
people who only join the forum to bag missy meaning i have to delete posts and threads which is preventing me from waxing my legs. argh.
maiizhigh
27-10-2005, 11:09 PM
also, people shouldnt be allowed to say/write things like:" This is it. Thirteen years of school for these next few weeks" right before exams.
lil el
29-10-2005, 11:09 PM
this chick i know...she has hardly talked to me for months n now she keeps msgin me. i ripped it up her today..she deserves it. go me go me go go go me!!!*dances*.
who's been bagging missy out ?????????????
*goes and grabs gun*
lozzy
29-10-2005, 11:50 PM
who's been bagging missy out ?????????????
*goes and grabs gun*
some idiots trying to cause trouble. i deleted all their threads and posts.
Chrissie
30-10-2005, 02:14 AM
they made threads too? hmm like 'i love anthony' kinda threads?
hmm
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not getting tickets to homebake annoys me greatly.
MISTER WOO
30-10-2005, 05:48 AM
some idiots trying to cause trouble. i deleted all their threads and posts.Good workl lozzy,i hate it when people stir up this site:mad: makes me mad.:o
Chrissie
30-10-2005, 05:51 AM
insomnia
Bocks
30-10-2005, 07:06 AM
Good workl lozzy,i hate it when people stir up this site:mad: makes me mad.:o
RAWR!
Seven
30-10-2005, 05:37 PM
some idiots trying to cause trouble. i deleted all their threads and posts.
so ur the one who cleaned up my mess?? thanks :p
I deleted all their posts but then couldnt find an easier way to completely get rid of it so left it blank. thanks lozzzzzypozzzy :)
kimmi
30-10-2005, 05:42 PM
The fact that I was coming home from brisbane after seeing missy, Got to sydney airport and was an hour over for the parking so they charged us for a whole fucking extra day! $78 for 1 night!
Seven
30-10-2005, 05:46 PM
The fact that I was coming home from brisbane after seeing missy, Got to sydney airport and was an hour over for the parking so they charged us for a whole fucking extra day! $78 for 1 night!
that would of been becuase of daylight saving we lost an hr so tell the f**** to stick it.
lozzy
30-10-2005, 08:37 PM
so ur the one who cleaned up my mess?? thanks :p
I deleted all their posts but then couldnt find an easier way to completely get rid of it so left it blank. thanks lozzzzzypozzzy :)
it was different people.
kimmi
30-10-2005, 09:36 PM
that would of been becuase of daylight saving we lost an hr so tell the f**** to stick it.
I know ****** hey? ha ha.. we had a flat battery cause we left the lights on. oh what a wonderful return. ah well at least the friday and saturday were awesome.
Mickey
30-10-2005, 09:48 PM
yousendit & megaupload
MISTER WOO
31-10-2005, 10:59 AM
Westlife are number one yet again!Pfftttt:mad: :o
lozzy
31-10-2005, 10:59 AM
people who know nothing about you and make presumptions.
Nicky Noo
31-10-2005, 11:16 AM
being in a teary mood and not knowing why :(
Kitty
31-10-2005, 04:28 PM
Being so agreeable that I take a job you dont really want/need >.<
Mickey
31-10-2005, 08:36 PM
Being so agreeable that I take a job you dont really want/need >.<
Just bludge until they sack you.
Kitty
31-10-2005, 09:10 PM
Nah, I'm too good to do anything like that, dont like to let people down... I have nfi what i will do... I'll probably suck and they will fire me anywho
Mickey
31-10-2005, 09:18 PM
That's the spirit!
yousendit and megaupload still pissing me off today.
Kitty
31-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Mickey- :p
Also, Hotmail.
Cheyne
31-10-2005, 10:35 PM
When a kook (learner surfer with no idea) drops in on you in the lineup after you've waited all bloody day for a pearler of a wave. One of the locals suggested treating kooks/bodyboarders/swimmers as speed bumps. I would do this (kooks only) if it werent for the fact that a) i dont want to hurt myself in the process and b) i dont want my board ruined either.
JOLENE
01-11-2005, 07:04 AM
having a corner of a frame (one of those insert thingies) poke me in the eye ouch .. still sore now :(
briefy
01-11-2005, 08:00 AM
being awake, i would much rather be sleeping!
Kitty
01-11-2005, 08:05 AM
being awake, i would much rather be sleeping!
agreed, that and having to get up at 6 am for work -_-
Seven
01-11-2005, 08:26 AM
being awake, i would much rather be sleeping!
cheer up... awake is the new sleep :p
maiizhigh
01-11-2005, 02:55 PM
the weather is beautiful and my family have just ditched me to go to the beach.
while i'm stuck at home procrastinati....i mean studying.
briefy
01-11-2005, 03:41 PM
cheer up... awake is the new sleep :p
LMAO!!
good point, and my procrastination continues....
jademonty
01-11-2005, 08:23 PM
my wisdom teeth! they are comin through and hurt!! :(
Kitty
01-11-2005, 08:25 PM
dispite the fact that I had my wisdom teeth removed 2 years ago, I swear they are coming through...
life is peachy without me
02-11-2005, 01:53 PM
hmmm i don't know if pisses off is the right word or plain old jealousy..... all you sydney folks have been blessed to have all this Missy coverage in all your mags and newspapers especially after her gig... and in her hometown of Melb not one article in the paper as a result of her gig :mad:
redders
02-11-2005, 01:56 PM
what do you mean by "as a result of her gig "??? waas the melb one not good or something?
motey
02-11-2005, 01:58 PM
yes that could piss me off - but sitting in R.E. atm is pissing me off because we are meant to be doing relaxation and i dont want to relax because its wednesday and we finish early 3 and ive been up since 530 for rowing (im a coxwain - the short person who steers the boat) - and i had a shitty row because they have put me with all these crappy people who never listen to my calls and row terribly and these other cox's who havent been coxing for as long as me are getting to be with other better rowers and in better boats - i feel like im a lousy person and im too heavy as the others are sticks thats what u get when u go to a dumb private school where everyone is richy bitches and then there was me ...getting through school with not these fancy brands etc. i think you get what i mean but yes.... grrrr i say grrrr :(
life is peachy without me
02-11-2005, 01:58 PM
what do you mean by "as a result of her gig "??? waas the melb one not good or something?
nah i just thought for sure with all the Missy mania over aria's or something there would have been some media coverage for Melb at her gig. Not even a small pic in the herald sun
Seven
02-11-2005, 02:00 PM
hmmm i don't know if pisses off is the right word or plain old jealousy..... all you sydney folks have been blessed to have all this Missy coverage in all your mags and newspapers especially after her gig... and in her hometown of Melb not one article in the paper as a result of her gig :mad:
I agree.she should move to sydney. where the love is. :p
life is peachy without me
02-11-2005, 02:02 PM
I was personally thinking i should move so i get all the stuff :p seen as she is never home anyway......
Seven
02-11-2005, 02:06 PM
I was personally thinking i should move so i get all the stuff :p seen as she is never home anyway......
hmmm ... should i start packing my bags now?? :rolleyes:
redders
02-11-2005, 02:11 PM
why is sydney her fave anyways..
(im not complaining.. i live near there..)
maybe just coz the venues are bigger and people are more pumped up in syd.. opposed to just chillin out, all artistic and what not...
Seven
02-11-2005, 02:14 PM
why is sydney her fave anyways..
(im not complaining.. i live near there..)
maybe just coz the venues are bigger and people are more pumped up in syd.. opposed to just chillin out, all artistic and what not...
we were'nt saying sydney is her fave... i just think sydney being bigger theres much more missy love here, and the media seem to love her ass. Especially the music editor from the telegraph. they have her there every chance they get..she was in it again the other day a pic of her ben and ray ... it was nothing major but they still put missy stuff...
Dutchie
02-11-2005, 10:16 PM
Going to work again after an amazing 2 days in Melbourne... And the pain of walking 2 days straight with a bloody heavy backpack :(
Chrissie
02-11-2005, 10:23 PM
^ I didn't realise you were Kre8! :rolleyes: *slow* :)
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dial up annoys me today more than usual. all the disconnections earlier for no reason whatsoever.
lozzy
02-11-2005, 10:24 PM
My overdue assignment still isn't done.
I was hoping if I left it for long enough it would somehow miraculously get done somehow. Hasn't happened and time is running out. Gosh darn.
jimmy
02-11-2005, 10:47 PM
sounds like an all nighter coming on!! woohoo, i luv alnighters, no eye-snot!
cecilia
02-11-2005, 10:55 PM
It Being So Fucken Hot!
lozzy
04-11-2005, 08:12 AM
Missy came online about 5 minutes after I logged off last night.
Also that I never got around to sending her a proper card. haha damn.
thatgirlmichelle
04-11-2005, 09:13 AM
we lost our power here in Hobart and my boss was just about convinced enough to send me home...AND IT FREAKING CAME BACK ON.
Chrissie
04-11-2005, 09:15 AM
^ lol :( bad timing!
what pisses me off is that I haven't been able to sleep fo shit all night.
Kitty
04-11-2005, 10:17 PM
Having 4 jobs, and having to pay 30% tax on 3 of them.
Also the government (who I work for) taking over a month to process my last pay, and it still isnt done.
life is peachy without me
04-11-2005, 11:11 PM
feeling low and hurt...... and like a complete tool
Dutchie
05-11-2005, 02:08 PM
feeling low and hurt...... and like a complete tool
are we the same person??? :p
briefy
05-11-2005, 02:14 PM
leaving ur sunglasses in the car, then waking up and needing them to GET to the car after a big night!!
Chrissie
05-11-2005, 04:00 PM
When you're at 94% on 3 songs you are downloading on dial up..........then the computer freezes and you have to reboot.. grrr.
Hinny
05-11-2005, 06:29 PM
Daylight savings means no more 10pm English Premier League games on the teev :(
life is peachy without me
05-11-2005, 06:35 PM
feeling low and hurt...... and like a complete tool
pretty much the same as yesterday
Dutchie
05-11-2005, 09:25 PM
people sitting on your bed to pop their blisters...
Dutchie
05-11-2005, 10:33 PM
blood noses
grrr (the consequence of hot weather)
jimmy
05-11-2005, 11:34 PM
people sitting on your bed to pop their blisters...
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. .. thats dirty! :eek:
Dutchie
05-11-2005, 11:40 PM
i know... like go do it somewhere else. Why MY bed??? :(
lozzy
06-11-2005, 12:46 AM
the bastards working at the bar at my soccer presentation not putting enough alcohol in the drinks. it was open bar and they were sooooo not putting vodka in.
Dutchie
06-11-2005, 09:39 AM
another blood nose... :(
life is peachy without me
06-11-2005, 01:03 PM
feeling crap.....that and the fact i feel so crap and i gotta try and concerntrate on homework, when really i just wish i was drinking beer
Chrissie
06-11-2005, 01:06 PM
beer before h/w ;)
priorities! sheeesh
life is peachy without me
06-11-2005, 02:07 PM
beer before h/w ;)
priorities! sheeesh
would sure as hell make for a more interesting asignment
sound_of_white14
06-11-2005, 08:02 PM
hmmm i have many
school
my fat tum-tum
the guy on this forum who pm's me and disses Delta :mad:
lozzy
06-11-2005, 08:04 PM
sunburn.
Cactus
06-11-2005, 08:08 PM
umm today.. in no particular order:
- Bird flu
- Delta
- George Bush
- John Howard
- Work
- Peekapoo
exams, tests, studying, uni, not sleeping, reading, turning pages, writing, 3 hours of my life is going to be wasted tomorrow doing an exam.
that's it
Kitty
06-11-2005, 11:59 PM
Missing Comedy Relief when I have been waiting all week to see it.
And someone standing on my foot with stilletos and breaking my toe nail.
And having alcohol spilt in my hair.
And having the flu.
Also, my mother
jimmy
07-11-2005, 12:08 AM
tonnes of aussie grown fruit being thrown out whilst we import cheap fruit from overseas.
Chrissie
07-11-2005, 12:16 AM
Missing Comedy Relief when I have been waiting all week to see it.
Argh, I missed it too.
fiddy003
07-11-2005, 10:53 AM
must agree with blummin exams...Busy studying hard while could be out doin something so much better or worth while... hate it!!! no motivation :(
life is peachy without me
08-11-2005, 08:01 PM
my work!!!
STUIE
08-11-2005, 08:19 PM
Corporations
Im not a greenie but the destuction to this planet is going beyond control.
"Nature just got a text message from the four horseme of the apocolypse - It says 'sorry we're running late, we'll be there shortly'"
-Michael Moore
Kitty
09-11-2005, 08:17 PM
Peoples high expectations for me... ones I know I cant meet
STUIE
09-11-2005, 08:21 PM
Peoples high expectations for me... ones I know I cant meet
Is that it?? That's all you have to say?? I expected more from you kitty ;)
Kitty
09-11-2005, 08:23 PM
Is that it?? That's all you have to say?? I expected more from you kitty ;)
*slaps tip_rat*
*has a nervous breakdown from the pressure*
See what you have done! :p
life is peachy without me
11-11-2005, 06:15 PM
the guy that had been drinking that smashed into me today..... and my work earlier this week decided to make me redundant cos they are changing the job description slightly and now i have to reapply for a job i been doing the last 3 years.....
STUIE
12-11-2005, 02:28 AM
they are changing the job description slightly and now i have to reapply for a job i been doing the last 3 years.....
Boy I know how that feels mate - a tough one to get around!
Hinny
13-11-2005, 10:04 AM
A few things.
In the football, the ref who gave the (non) free kick that led directly to Uruguay's goal, in rugby, the entire Wallabies forward pack and Eddie Jones.
Where'll u draw the line?
13-11-2005, 09:13 PM
I just took points out to buy a user tittle n soon asI did they got stolen!
N last time I took out points to donate to someone they also got stolen!
Meh. I still got it tho!
jimmy
13-11-2005, 10:11 PM
there are some nasty stooges out there!
life is peachy without me
14-11-2005, 04:05 PM
friends
lozzy
14-11-2005, 04:32 PM
my knee's stuffed again :(
my knee's stuffed again :(
Thats sad!!! hope its better soon :)
Bocks
14-11-2005, 06:03 PM
my knee's stuffed again :(
you will now be drawn with either a knee brace or a crutches ha.
thatgirlmichelle
15-11-2005, 09:36 AM
work...just the usual :(.
maiizhigh
15-11-2005, 09:40 AM
- german exam, in...uh...soon.
- strikes clogging up city/forcing me to walk to school.
- not being able to get into hotmail due to the criminal/terrorist nature of its contents (you know how it is)
- i think i pulled a muscle in my neck.
ps. hope you feel better michelle :)
GOOD LUCK MAIIZ!!!!
wahoo...last exam!!!
lozzy
15-11-2005, 09:49 AM
you will now be drawn with either a knee brace or a crutches ha.
lmfao.
good luck Mai :D
missy_rulez
15-11-2005, 06:45 PM
well it doesnt really piss me off...just saddens me, that i will be losing a friend for a while...only a while i hope!!
funky monkey
15-11-2005, 07:04 PM
my stupid english teacher...
apparently i have a low concerntration level, distract others, talk too much, get distracted easily and talk back to the teachers in a smart alec way!
i mean where does she get off iv'e neva got lower than an A in her class grrrr
life is peachy without me
15-11-2005, 07:05 PM
well it doesnt really piss me off...just saddens me, that i will be losing a friend for a while...only a while i hope!!
i know that kills..... i hope it is only for awhile for you too
Kitty
15-11-2005, 10:12 PM
my stupid english teacher...
apparently i have a low concerntration level, distract others, talk too much, get distracted easily and talk back to the teachers in a smart alec way!
i mean where does she get off iv'e neva got lower than an A in her class grrrr
I made my Science teacher throw his pens on the table and storm out of class last year. Before that I was his star pupil. it made me giggle :D
Tinkers
15-11-2005, 10:32 PM
I made my Science teacher throw his pens on the table and storm out of class last year.
ahhh, funny. i so just read that as 'i made my science teacher throw his penis on the table'
maiizhigh
16-11-2005, 02:42 PM
an irritating boy is pissing me off.
oh and people who are supposed to organise things being unorganised. bah.
goofyfoot0000
16-11-2005, 02:56 PM
i jammed my finger in the car door, and it wont stop F!%@ing throbing :o
life is peachy without me
16-11-2005, 03:10 PM
an irritating boy is pissing me off.
oh and people who are supposed to organise things being unorganised. bah.
hahahh i can so totally relate to both of those things :)
fiddy003
16-11-2005, 03:39 PM
hate having to blummin study when the weather outside is absolutely beautiful...
give me no motivation wanna be down the beach frolicking in the crispy water ahhhhhhhhhhhhh :D
lozzy
16-11-2005, 04:20 PM
House - Behind the Scenes is on at the same time as The Glass House. I can only tape one as I will be watching the World Cup. ARGH!!!
kerrysan
16-11-2005, 04:25 PM
the glass house is crap loz. go house.
Tinkers
16-11-2005, 05:02 PM
glasshouse is way cooler than House. (i mean, its also a house, but is made of GLASS!!)
but just tape House tonight cos Glasshouse is repeated on friday nights.
lozzy
16-11-2005, 05:03 PM
the glass house is crap loz. go house.
yer i decided house. i wanna see if hugh talks in his pommy acent when not filming, which i'm sure he
will. it'll be weird seeing dr house talking pommy. haha
plus there's the added bonus of dr cameron :)
Falling
16-11-2005, 09:41 PM
Falling off my bike - skrewing it - and urself :(
Dutchie
16-11-2005, 10:42 PM
I had a typical shit Murphy day today...
Hopped on the train to go to work. Validated my ticket. Announcement on PA "This train will be running at least 45 minutes late due to a train breaking down at Salisbury station." So I hopped off the train and drove to work. No morning siesta, so struggling on only a few hours sleep...
Get to parking bay. No change. Go shopping to get some change. The checkout chick was trying to give me $40+ change in coins. She didn't understand my need for shrapnel.
Get to work. Vendor calls about a training session next week which apparently the staff of this company don't know about. Grrr... had to call the bird who was organising it from their sode of things.
Then the rest of morning consisted of annoying customers asking shit questions about bloody ink cartridges, short shipments, eta's, cancelling orders and more shitty stuff.
My arvo... I get a call about this printer which has been in stock longer than I've been in the company. Get excited... Get the boss excited... Customer buys it. Thinking this has made up for the shit morning... 1/2 hour later after he collects the printer... Printer no good. not suitable. Bigger shit than I was in before. Boss shittier than before. Calling vendor to see if we can get it suitable. No good. Boss leaves early. More shit to sort out.
Driving home listening to ipod and battery goes flat as Ben Lee "Into The Dark" starts.
In summary - SHIT DAY!!! :(
fiddy003
16-11-2005, 10:47 PM
I had a typical shit Murphy day today...
Hopped on the train to go to work. Validated my ticket. Announcement on PA "This train will be running at least 45 minutes late due to a train breaking down at Salisbury station." So I hopped off the train and drove to work. No morning siesta, so struggling on only a few hours sleep...
Get to parking bay. No change. Go shopping to get some change. The checkout chick was trying to give me $40+ change in coins. She didn't understand my need for shrapnel.
Get to work. Vendor calls about a training session next week which apparently the staff of this company don't know about. Grrr... had to call the bird who was organising it from their sode of things.
Then the rest of morning consisted of annoying customers asking shit questions about bloody ink cartridges, short shipments, eta's, cancelling orders and more shitty stuff.
My arvo... I get a call about this printer which has been in stock longer than I've been in the company. Get excited... Get the boss excited... Customer buys it. Thinking this has made up for the shit morning... 1/2 hour later after he collects the printer... Printer no good. not suitable. Bigger shit than I was in before. Boss shittier than before. Calling vendor to see if we can get it suitable. No good. Boss leaves early. More shit to sort out.
Driving home listening to ipod and battery goes flat as Ben Lee "Into The Dark" starts.
In summary - SHIT DAY!!! :(
shit me sounds lyk a hell of a day!!!
Dutchie
16-11-2005, 10:53 PM
Yeah and dreading it was going to get worse the whole way home... Trying to keep plenty of distance around me so as not to top the day off with a crash. Oh yeah... there was a close call on the way home as I was getting out of the city. :S
STUIE
17-11-2005, 06:17 AM
Let me set the scene for my shitty night at the office.....
It's tuesday morning 01:30(ish) and deep in the southwestern business district of the ACT, 6 of the the cities finest men and women are causing a stir. Inside their office, a flourecently lit maze of desks, filing cabinates and swivvel chairs, an amature sporting event is taking place. A game of office cricket, using a tennisball that has been half chewed by a german sheppard, a paper shredder for stumps, and a KB26 long batton (commonly known as a knight-stick) as a cricket bat.
The rules are set, windows are 4, into the back office is 6, and if you hit Mark (the boss) on the full its worth 100. One hand - one bounce out applies. The fielders are in position, the batsman glares directly at me. I glare back. I postion the ball perfectly in my hand, ready to deliver a dog-slobbered leg spin that even warne would be proud of.
My arm arches and is hurled vertically upwards before swinging back down, and with a flick of my wrist, the brownish pockmarked tenno is flung towards mid-pitch. The ball is smashed back at me, upwards and to the left.
I throw my body through the air, left arm stretched to its maximum. I've caught the ball! A classic catch! I'm a hero!
Stirke that, IM AN IDIOT! - I forgot about the desks!
The result upon "landing".... One fractured left little finger, bruising to my forearm, my knee and a set of ribs more tender than the ones they serve at Arnold's! And I dropped the fucking ball too!
That was my night the other night. How was yurs?
cecilia
17-11-2005, 08:07 AM
The fact that it is only 9:09am and i have already copped so much shit about Uruguay losing. When i've been really quite about it and didn't talk about the game at all before it happened so really.. there is no need fr people to ome up to me and say things like "AHH SUCKED IN YOU ******* URUGUAYAN... YOU SUCK SHIT."
I will copp it for the rest of the day too, just wait.
Cheyne
17-11-2005, 09:36 AM
The fact that it is only 9:09am and i have already copped so much shit about Uruguay losing. When i've been really quite about it and didn't talk about the game at all before it happened so really.. there is no need fr people to ome up to me and say things like "AHH SUCKED IN YOU ******* URUGUAYAN... YOU SUCK SHIT."
I will copp it for the rest of the day too, just wait.
Commiserations m'dear... Don't let it bother you too much... I suppose no matter what team it was, supporters from the opposition would have copped it just as bad. And to come down to penalties indicated much pride and talent on the Uraguayans behalf :). Also, Recoba is superb...
JOLENE
17-11-2005, 11:10 AM
the fact that my mother invited herself and my dad over for dinner tonight AAARRGGH I'm having a hard time with cooked food as it is, and now I have to cook for her and him .. damnit ..
Bocks
17-11-2005, 10:56 PM
something. i just dont know how to put it into words. or who to talk to about it.
STUIE
17-11-2005, 11:44 PM
Perhaps a shrink might be the answer pucko? You could always write it in a novel too... lozzy can be your editor as usual ;)
Bocks
17-11-2005, 11:57 PM
Perhaps a shrink might be the answer pucko? You could always write it in a novel too... lozzy can be your editor as usual ;)
edit this.
get ******.
STUIE
18-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Maybe I should, it's been a while :(
:: katie b ::
18-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Perhaps a shrink might be the answer pucko? You could always write it in a novel too... lozzy can be your editor as usual ;)
why would lozzeh be the editor? is there an in joke im missing out on... oh no wait. ive known loz for longer...
Bocks
18-11-2005, 12:05 AM
Maybe I should, it's been a while :(
you might want to leave ur pepper spray and scary batton at home, oh and your uniform for that matter, when you're trying to pull chicks.
the whole i'm a big, scary, gun wielding, smoking machine mustn't be working for you.
with that or maybe you should try out the local toys are us. apparently it ok to **** toy horses. or if you would rather save money, just cram ur penis into house hold crevaces. try opening the fridge to make a 3 mm gap and go for your life.
STUIE
18-11-2005, 12:08 AM
lmfao! You're my new "personal insulter" mate. Keep 'em comming :D
:: katie b ::
18-11-2005, 12:10 AM
coming*
STUIE
18-11-2005, 12:19 AM
Bugger, toy shop doesn't open untill 9am. Are any brands of toy horse I should keep me eye out for bocks?
People dieing makes me mad... mad because Hannah doesn't have a daddy any more and she doesn't understand why!!
lozzy
18-11-2005, 07:52 AM
why would lozzeh be the editor? is there an in joke im missing out on... oh no wait. ive known loz for longer...
i think he meant because i always edit her posts.
maiizhigh
23-11-2005, 02:58 PM
i have to go to speech night.
i have to wear school uniform.
winter school uniform. i havent worn school uniform for like a year.
because of this i cant remember how to tie a tie properly.
Waiting for exam results.
You have a better chance of waiting for the next fuckin ice age to hit.
It's like, okay, go fuck off now and we'll call you on Christmas eve to tell you you've failed everything and you have to resit it all on boxing day.
Hinny
23-11-2005, 04:47 PM
Knowing my uni library card will expire before too long which means I have to stop borrowing cds from the Con library.
i got a huge library fine for forgetting to return one of those short loan books. Jesus, i could have bought a house with that money.
Not really
Hinny
23-11-2005, 05:13 PM
The other day I was having a chat with one of my patients at the hospital and he said he bought his house in the 1950s, on a quarter acre block, for 400 pounds or something like that.
This also pisses me off.
The other day I was having a chat with one of my patients at the hospital and he said he bought his house in the 1950s, on a quarter acre block, for 400 pounds or something like that.
This also pisses me off.
Yeah, but they didn't have iPods. So it evens out.
Plus my 'patients' don't talk.
:: katie b ::
23-11-2005, 05:51 PM
Waiting for exam results.
You have a better chance of waiting for the next fuckin ice age to hit.
It's like, okay, go fuck off now and we'll call you on Christmas eve to tell you you've failed everything and you have to resit it all on boxing day.
exam results are scareh. but i got mine like, just then and smashed it...surprising.
lozzeh - UOW results came out today.
nice work mate!
I gotta wait till Dec 1.
cecilia
23-11-2005, 05:56 PM
1. my bracelet broke.
2. i had a fight with mum.
3. i haven't been payed.
4. i have to go to the gym in 20 mins.
jademonty
23-11-2005, 06:05 PM
sore shoulders.....they really hurt!!
hahaha yeah for sure. the worst is when you haven't gone in ages, then you go, and you wanna be all tough so you go straight back to your normal weights, only you're muscles aren't down with that, and you overdo it, so you walk around like a zombie in pain for the next two weeks.
No, i've never done that. :o
jademonty
23-11-2005, 06:10 PM
lol..i imeant i had sore shoulders but i know what u mean to! i tend not to go to da gym that offen i like the fresh air its like being in a mad stuffy room and shit like i just love fresh air and yeh thats my story! lol
haha, yeah but my gym is mixed gender.
Nuff said!
Being sick... but it does get you a day off work!
lozzy
23-11-2005, 06:48 PM
results came out today kateh?? i thought it was tomorrow??
god. i don't wanna look.
Tell us how you went, Lozzy!
:: katie b ::
23-11-2005, 06:56 PM
results came out today kateh?? i thought it was tomorrow??
god. i don't wanna look.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii know. early early sneakeh sneakeh. obviously u smashed it geek. yieow.
lozzy
23-11-2005, 07:02 PM
i can't look.
i'm too paranoid. too much procrastination. god.
yay uni results out early!!! go look...your a genius you will have done fine...i'm going to check mine now...
jademonty
23-11-2005, 07:12 PM
omg let us know how u go champ!!
yay!!!! i got 3 HD's (high distinctions) and one D (distinction)! my best results ever!!! guess i went out on a high!
jademonty
23-11-2005, 07:17 PM
OMG CONGRATULATIONS
IM HEAPS HAPPY FOR YOU!!
lozzy
23-11-2005, 07:17 PM
lmfao.
i do three 8 credit point subjects (as opposed to 4x6). one subject (placement) is satisfactory/unsatisfactory or pass/fail and the other 2 are marked.
i got a high distinction and a distinction.
my distinction was 1 mark off a HD. grrrr.
so i graduate with 1st class honours. hot.
:: katie b ::
23-11-2005, 07:19 PM
see. smashed it.
8 credit point subjects SUCK ASS BALLS POO. i did one, contract law, bullshit. bloodeh expensive too. lucky i dont have to do that again. yo
lmfao.
i do three 8 credit point subjects (as opposed to 4x6). one subject (placement) is satisfactory/unsatisfactory or pass/fail and the other 2 are marked.
i got a high distinction and a distinction.
by distinction was 1 mark off a HD. grrrr.
so i graduate with 1st class honours. hot.
Thats awesome lozzy!! i graduate with distinctions so excited!! well done! see u had nothing to worry about...i hate when its one mark off! cant they just mark you up!
:: katie b ::
23-11-2005, 07:20 PM
so i graduate with 1st class honours. hot.
oi - HOT. well done champ.
yieow!
Chrissie
23-11-2005, 07:27 PM
:eek: Nice!
Nice work, ladies!
I gotta wait till Dec 1 :mad:
maiizhigh
23-11-2005, 11:29 PM
Nice work, ladies!
I gotta wait till Dec 1 :mad:
i have to wait till the 12th to get my ENTER.
but that's okay. i dont mind waiting.
oblivious is good.
Dutchie
23-11-2005, 11:30 PM
Waiting for Peachy to come back from Fiji :(
i have to wait till the 12th to get my ENTER.
but that's okay. i dont mind waiting.
oblivious is good.
well doesn't that suck monkey nuts? I'm going crazy waiting to find out! Although i ran into one of my lecturers at the supermarket and she told me i had nothing to worry about (except the other three subjects)
STUIE
24-11-2005, 06:37 AM
Had some dickhead in a kingswood ute run into the back of my car at the lights yesterday. Smashed up the entire back end with damage to chasis rails and suspension. It'll be a insurance write-off - the car is beyond repair. And the fool didn't even have any insurance.
Thankfully, nobody got hurt, and it won't be too far out of my way to pick up an accident report form from the police.
JOLENE
25-11-2005, 12:51 PM
My father sent Lily a birthday present .. its a doll .. strange looking doll .. anyway the button didn't work .. so she was upset.. she played with it and its leg fell off and when i was trying to put it on i realised it still had that tag thing in it you have to pull out for it to work .. the weirdest thing though is there is no way to get to it .. the legs and arms and head are the only things that would leave holes to get in there! Anyway after I lot of trouble I finally got the tag out .. only to hear it play "im a barbie girl .. in a barbie world .. and its face lights up .. and its so loud .. and I have a bad headache from the coughing I have from this bloody cold i got .. now im really annoyed i figured it out! Lets just hope the batteries die fast ..
lozzy
25-11-2005, 01:01 PM
no new o.c, reunion or drawn together episodes this week.
damn thanksgiving.
Tribal_Drummer
25-11-2005, 03:52 PM
no new o.c, reunion or drawn together episodes this week.
damn thanksgiving.argh.
Chrissie
25-11-2005, 03:52 PM
many things today.
jadeox
28-11-2005, 12:15 PM
being suspended :mad:
buying a green glow when you should have got a lime one. Then not having enough points to change it.
being suspended :mad:
thats not good
Shenelle
28-11-2005, 03:21 PM
hahaha Zion - u could always suck up to an admin ;)
work experience.
especially when people laugh at u when u tell them you're only doing work experience and u don't know where the "analise" barbie doll is.
hahaha Zion - u could always suck up to an admin ;)
haha, never thought of that, Shenelle......hey, you lookin' fine today, girl. *bats lashes*
WOOHOO! mah 100th post!
Nicky Noo
29-11-2005, 05:22 PM
being sick - hate it
:(:(:(:(:(:(
miss_brightside
29-11-2005, 05:31 PM
having to do so much homework before this thursday and being too lazy to. :(
jimmy
29-11-2005, 07:58 PM
being sick - hate it
:(:(:(:(:(:(
ohno, get well soon noodles!
swandive
30-11-2005, 08:27 AM
Stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheyne
30-11-2005, 08:41 AM
being sick - hate it
:(:(:(:(:(:(
*hugz* get better soon :).
thatgirlmichelle
30-11-2005, 08:58 AM
being sick - hate it
:(:(:(:(:(:(
aww feel better soon baby <3
I'm just annoyed because it's like my....10th? day straight of having nothing to do at work. But at least I get Friday off.
goofyfoot0000
30-11-2005, 01:38 PM
One of my good mates who is a mad missy fan, decided she had to check with her "best friend" to check if she could go to A Day on The Green. :eek: Just don't get people sometimes.
lozzy
01-12-2005, 01:56 PM
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after today's lost episode there isn't a new one FOR 6 FLIPPEN WEEKS!!
argh.
Tribal_Drummer
01-12-2005, 02:17 PM
dkuvvks,slcvj;kowkjgf[cmw;lknfb.kx.
after today's lost episode there isn't a new one FOR 6 FLIPPEN WEEKS!!
argh.OHHHHH WTF?!?!?!!!!!!!!! aaaahhhh :eek:
nooooooooooooooooo
6 WEEKS?!
:(
Tribal_Drummer
01-12-2005, 02:18 PM
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Dutchie
01-12-2005, 10:49 PM
i broke a string on my ukulele :(
i've barely had it a day...
That all is not right within the world..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/MaggieDoyle/bg_header.jpg
LoDouble U
02-12-2005, 08:59 PM
Someone in my block of flats has stolen some vouchers that were sent to me - I am SOOOoooo mad right now :mad:
STUIE
03-12-2005, 05:26 AM
Got called in on my day off last night coz we had a massive storm down here. 52 suburbs hit, about $20 million damage - and one man dead! And I got stuck with blocking a road for 9 hours in the wind and rain. Just feckin brilliant!
STUIE
06-12-2005, 11:57 PM
F@#KING ORB SPIDERS are pissing me off today - every time I walk anywhere in my yard i go straight through one of their massive webs. All sticky and itchy from the webs. So I get rid of the web and an hour later the little pricks have spun new ones in the same spots - which of course I walk straight through the middle of. Bastards!
making life changing decisions, it sucks that I have to do it....
thatgirlmichelle
07-12-2005, 08:48 AM
work...as per usual...thank god it's almost time for holidays.
Casey Q
07-12-2005, 10:11 AM
Waking up with a really sore neck, i cant move it to the right side and when i do try to move it i get a kind of headache. that is what pisses me off today and makes me think i should just go back to bed!
life is peachy without me
07-12-2005, 10:42 AM
alot!!
MISTER WOO
07-12-2005, 10:45 AM
alot!!Awwe poor lass
work pissed me off,sat + sunday but it's ok now:)
life is peachy without me
07-12-2005, 12:22 PM
people that rub things in when they know you are upset about it..... always having to lose out to someone else and never being worthy enough
STUIE
07-12-2005, 01:57 PM
I was supposed to be at the Foo Fighters today. Oh well.
JOLENE
07-12-2005, 03:20 PM
having a migrane and just having to live thru it as i cant take my meds for them while im pregnant .. ouch .. :(
thats its like 35 degrees and now i have to go to work in a hot shop...with deep fryers!
lozzy
07-12-2005, 03:24 PM
i never thought i would say this but....it's TOO hot.
i never thought i would say this but....it's TOO hot.
agreed
Tribal_Drummer
07-12-2005, 03:34 PM
thank god for swimming pool's & air con
:: katie b ::
07-12-2005, 04:26 PM
ethnic gangs trying to start shit in cronulla.
fark off already. go to bankstown.
Bocks
07-12-2005, 04:31 PM
sorry katie. i'll call em home
jimmy
07-12-2005, 09:32 PM
go to bankstown.
no please no, i gotta catch the train to bankstown everyday, just let them hang around you for a couple more months.
what pisses me off?
summer.. i hate it
what pisses me off?
summer.. i hate it
yep, give me cold (and a jumper) any day. ;)
lozzy
07-12-2005, 10:26 PM
you people are crazy.
crazy i tell you.
summer <3
Dutchie
07-12-2005, 10:30 PM
Other peoples parents.... Grrr... Plug the damn modem back in already!!!
:: katie b ::
07-12-2005, 10:35 PM
no please no, i gotta catch the train to bankstown everyday, just let them hang around you for a couple more months.
what pisses me off?
summer.. i hate it
no seriously - gonna be massive fights between cronulla surfies and tHoZE FullLEH SicK pPL wHo DriVE ReXiEsss bro. sunday night - you'll all see it on the news. a local civil war yo. cronulla repreZent.
STUIE
07-12-2005, 10:40 PM
no seriously - gonna be massive fights between cronulla surfies and tHoZE FullLEH SicK pPL wHo DriVE ReXiEsss bro. sunday night - you'll all see it on the news. a local civil war yo. cronulla repreZent.
yep. sounded pretty nasty on the radio - ive got a tape of the communications but I cant post attatchments :(
:: katie b ::
07-12-2005, 10:44 PM
yep. sounded pretty nasty on the radio - ive got a tape of the communications but I cant post attatchments :(
oo0o0ooo00ooo serious? whoa.
yeh i went for coffee tonight, and they've already got those special cops in those blue police-rescue style uniforms... u know...frolicking around the malls. ridiculous, but a long time in the making i say.
STUIE
07-12-2005, 10:51 PM
yeh i went for coffee tonight, and they've already got those special cops in those blue police-rescue style uniforms...
Yeah that's the same shit I have to wear everyday (sucks ass in summer - navy blue nomex coveralls) - Very Hot indeed.
They're called SRS (Special Response Squad) - they do Rescue, K9, Tactical Response(SWAT), Riot - that's the big boys of the force
(i don't do SWAT - far too fat for that)
:: katie b ::
07-12-2005, 10:59 PM
awesome. yeh they walk around all hard and stuff its funny. no puppeh dogs tonight but...prob by the end of the week however.
STUIE
07-12-2005, 11:02 PM
do they look like this? (me)
http://storage.msn.com/x1pbglk-vqL4Bt4D3yjnbSKBXFmY7Iu3NWOil0RZk1mZ4DWlukLmSmtzgl N9KeaMlRoCMdZbv0P-0JH_YdAHT4hvOXmZoyqURd0NUuWvmf-hxxUX1Qtlglh6n42dApxf_fnBiUWzllGJD8ZmsgUOLpr7OR5KK 2SjzsO
:: katie b ::
07-12-2005, 11:08 PM
yeah, more sexy but.
kiddddddddddddddddding
STUIE
07-12-2005, 11:10 PM
yeah those suits are an absolute pain in the arse in summer - I get nappy rash all over my body
:: katie b ::
07-12-2005, 11:12 PM
ew.
STUIE
07-12-2005, 11:20 PM
ew.
Yep - feckin nasty - just another thing that pisses me off today - yucky stinging pimply spots from my uniform
Yep - feckin nasty - just another thing that pisses me off today - yucky stinging pimply spots from my uniform
thats not from your uniform you piece of filth.
Casey Q
08-12-2005, 12:23 AM
talking about the nastiness of uniforms - the country coppers uniforms look much worse... who would look good in brown?
STUIE
08-12-2005, 12:26 AM
thats not from your uniform you piece of filth.
you're dead right what... the itchy pimply spots aren't from my uniform at all - they're from sleeping with you! :p
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