Got Quotage????

[kerrysan]

i just realised what a large part farny quotes hold in my life.

this is the spot for movie quotes and the like (sighs over mean girls) damn thats a good movie!

if you have a quote that isnt from a movie either get stuffed or explain it with a quirky little story.

"what kind of flower would you say i am? a daisy or a petal?" - regie, big brother
"would you like a hot cup of milk saxon?" - regie again lol

and THAT! is why i dont watch big brother anymore!

[kerrysan]

haha. i have so many, but i dont wanna say em all straight away like a LOSER!

"GUARD YOUR CARNAL TREASURE!!!!!" - win a date with tad hamilton

[jademonty]

"Anyone can catch your eye but it takes a special person to catch your heart!"

[maiizhigh]

haha. mean girls is absolute gold.

Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That's not right, is it?

[Hinny]

High Fidelity is tops.

"(The Jesus and Mary Chain) always seemed what? They always seemed really great is what they always seemed. They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and you're sitting around complaining about no more Echo albums. I can't believe you don't own this fucking record. (tosses the record to the customer and walks away) That's insane. Jesus. "

I'd like to throw in a few of my favourite quotes from Clerks, but I'm not sure they're appropriate here.

[Seven]

(NEW ZARLAN ACCENT) "I did a pooo today!! " Regie Bird

[lozzy]

ok today i will focus on zoolander... they are funnier when actually watching the movie...

"Matilda: some when did you know you wanted to become a male model?
Derek: i think it was the 2nd time i went through the 3rd grade. i saw my reflection in the back of a spoon and thought, 'hey im ridiculously good looking, maybe i should do that as a career'
Matilda: do what
Derek: be ridiculously good looking" [note: note perfect quote]

"Matilda: Besides, male models don't think for themselves. They just do what they're told.
Derek: That's not true!
Matilda: Yes it is, Derek!
Derek: Okay."

"Oh, I'm sorry! Did my pin get in the way of your ASS!"

Mugatu shows Derek a prototype for the centre he is going to build...
"Mugatu: I give you the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.
Derek: What is this?! (throws it down) A center for ANTS?!!
Mugatu: What?
Derek: How can we expect to teach children to read if they can't even fit inside the building?! We need to make it at least...3 times bigger than this!"

"Derek- Who am I? (phone rings)
Maury-Hello Derek, are you hearing me?
Derek- God?"

"If I have a day off I'll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools."

"Orange Mocha Frappachinos!!!"

"That Hansel is soo hot right now!"

"Well I guess I'd have to answer your question with another question...How many Abodiginals do you see modeling?"

"If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

"Matilda: When I was in 7th grade I was the fat kid in my class. Zoolander: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"

"Derek: stop it guys, dont you ever think theres more to life then being really really really ridiculously good-looking? like helping people
Another model: what people
Derek: i dont know.....people who need help"

and lastly....the one that cracks me up every single time i watch this movie without fail...
"The files are IN the computer?" hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. idiot.

ahhhhhhhhh i lubs this movie

[Seven]

hats scary when i read part of that i actually could hear his accent saying it!!


I like the ten things i Hate about u quote...

[Puck0]

Fight Club

we are the all seeing all dacing crap of the universe - tyler durden

i am jacks raging bial duct - the narrator

His name is robert paulson - chanting from project mahem.

"This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom." - the narrator.

Napleon Dynamite//
Why dont you stay home and eat all the flippin chips kip - Napoleon
Napoleon you're just jealous because i've been chatting online with hot babes...all day - Kip Dynamite

Do the chickens have large talons?- Napoleon

Prey for rock and roll//
a murderer, a rapist and a dyke walk into a tattoo shop - Jackie.

[:: katie b ::]

"how exactly, does one suck a fuck" ? - donnie darko

[Puck0]

"how exactly, does one suck a fuck" ? - donnie darko
well done

[whiskey]

ok today i will focus on zoolander... they are funnier when actually watching the movie..
ahhhhhhhhh i lubs this movie
oh you beat me, Zoolander is the best movie ever! :D
here are some more:
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Brint: Have you seen the way Hansel combs his hair?
Meekus: Or like, doesn't, it's like, *ex-squeeze* me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
Brint: I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model.
Meekus: Uh, earth to Brint, I was making a joke.
Brint: Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay? I knew that!
Meekus: Uh earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did because you were all like 'well I'm suure Hansels heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke! AHAHA!
Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away.
Meekus: Earth to Brint...
Derek Zoolander: GUYS! Can we stop with the Earth tos!
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Derek: maybe we should be doing something more meaningful with our lives. Like helping people.
Brint: ahh, but Derek what people?
Derek [frustrated]: I DON'T KNOW! People who need help.
Meekus: but models do help people! they should them how to dress cool and wear their hair in interesting ways...
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Derek Zoolander: Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
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Larry Zoolander: you're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
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Hansel: So I'm repelling down mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, I mean I'm going to die, and then I think, "Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days? and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount Vesuvius.
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I could go on... but that is already too many...

[Puck0]

zoolander blew

[whiskey]

zoolander blew
:eek: *speechless*

[kerrysan]

"jump up my ass zac" - she's all that

"are you brothers?", "no.....YES!!!!!!!" - a night at the roxbury

"wanna hear a funny joke? go fuck yourselves!" - catch me if you can

"luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious argetinean fell through my roof" - moulin rouge

"good morning corn child" - for richer or poorer

"you work out? ya me neither" - win a date with tad hamilton

"what are you a fucking cop?" - heartbreakers

"yep. eating icecream." - regie, bb

"happy hammers!" - amanda please

"a pot belly is sexy on a woman" - pulp fiction

"silly caucasion girl likes to play with samourai swords" - kill bill volume one

"and he tipped his hat like this" - a night at the roxbury

"we all wear masks, metophorically speaking" - the mask

"oh look, your glass is empty....again!" - grosse point

"turkey sub!" - school of rock

"yeah? well i hope your babies look like monkeys!" - romy and michelle's highschool reunion

"never is an awfully long time" - peter pan

"why dont i stick a pine-cone to the end of my vibrator and have myself a very merry christmas?!" - stepford wives

"diet coke is the new pepsi one" - josie and the pussycats

"i tried to be an outsider, but i didnt fit in. now libby calls me a freak and im ok with that" - sabrina

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Dawsons creek:

"it's a library" - joey said it and for some reason was really funny to me and my sister

pacey is out with audree and is in a room getting close to his boss. he says something like 'im so hot' and audree walks in and says this:
"you might wanna shut the door pacey, it'll keep the heat in" SO FUNNY!

[whiskey]

"oh look, your glass is empty....again!" - grosse point

"yeah? well i hope your babies look like monkeys!" - romy and michelle's highschool reunion


PMSL, love these two! Grosse Point was the best!

'10 Things I Hate About You':
"Undulating with desire, Adrienne removed her red... crimson cape... at the sight of Reginalds stiff and... JUDITH! what's another word for 'engorged'?"

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
- I think you can in Europe.

Hello Katerina, make anyone cry today?
- sadly no, but it's only four thirty.

you want to hear what's unfair? This is for you too. This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen year old girl... do you know what she said to me?"
-I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?
close, but no. She said "I should have listened to my father"
- She did not!
well thats what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.

not a big talker are you?
- depends on the topic. My fenders don't exactly whip me into a verbal frenzy.
you're not afraid of me are you?
- afraid of you, why would I be afraid of you?
well most people are
- well I'm not
well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?
- am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby on baby.

[lozzy]

I want you, I need you, oh baby on baby.
this is one of my all time favourite quotes.

[whiskey]

this is one of my all time favourite quotes.
LOL me too. We have good taste.

[Angel]

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." - Rodney Dangerfield

[hotpinkbutterflies]

Here's some more from Mean Girls......

"Boo you whore" - Regina (me loves dat one i use it all the time)

"Nice wig Janice, whats it made of" - some random guy.
"your mum's chest hair" - Janice

"At your age your going to be having a lot of urges, your going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other you will get chlamydia and die" - Coach Carr

"Dont have sex because you will get pregnant and die" - coach Carr

[Neo]

another one from mean girls:
JANICE: Did you have an awesome time? did you listen to awesome music and drink awesome shooteers and then just sit around soaking up each others awesomness?"

here is one from the simpsons, i will explain the story behind it after:
HOMER: But if i die, marge would be completely free, for man or machine!
PEIRCE BROSNAN: Machine eh? hehehe
HOMER:...Yep, a machine!

i first saw this episode on my friends dvd at a sleepover. we were both high on caffiene and we cracked up at that line. her older brother was there too and we watched it at least fifteen times. he tried to repeat the quote after all that and he accidentally said, "Yep, a robot!" He acted like he'd said it on purpose but he hadnt...lol good times...

[lozzy]

ok today i will focus on Legally Blonde.... i loved this movie so much at one stage that i knew almost the whole movie off by heart.... i know.....sad...


Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: You too. Except that when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try to look a little less constipated.

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Paulette: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass

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Elle: I'm studying the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your..

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Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!

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Elle: Is that low-viscosity rayon? With a half-loop stitching on the hem? It’s impossible to have a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn’t just get that in - I saw it in the June Vogue of last year. So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you've got the wrong girl.

[Puck0]

rameeee

[Neo]

gah! i hate legally blonde! here are some team america world police quotes:

MATT DAMON: "Matt Damon!"
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SOME GOOD GUY WHOSE NAME I CANT REMEMBER: wow, thats like 911 times 1000!
CHINESE DICTATOR: no, its 911 times 5672
SGGWNICR: thats...i dont even know what that is!
CHINESE DICTATOR: no one does!
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america, F*** yeah! we've come to save the motherf***ing day yeah!

[swede]

sir swedealicious the 4th - "i am the man that i am, for i am thee, yes take thee and you will be set free"

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[Eyeliner]

A quote from the Simpsons that I find hilarious.

"Hi, I'm Bob Dole. I think we shoud nominate Bob Dole. I like hearing Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole!"

I don't think that's quite right but I find it funny anyway.

[swede]

sir swedealicious the 4th - "i am the man that i am, for i am thee, yes take thee and you will be set free"

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still yet to see anyone beat this enlightening quote

[jimmy]

old school

Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

[swede]

that is a good quote jarmst.. ur my boy jarmst ur my boy!

[Trinity Circle]

"Damn the United States!" - Edward E. Hale, The Man Without A Country

[whiskey]

Casablanca:

Ugarte: Too bad about those two German couriers, wasn't it?
Rick: They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the "Honored Dead".
Ugarte: You are a very cynical person, Rick, if you'll forgive me for saying so.
Rick: [shortly] I forgive you.

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

[Neo]

Finding Nemo:
"Curse you AquaScum!!!" - germophobic fish

The Matrix Revolutions:
"Shit she has a fat ass!" - Niobe, referring to the ship she is driving.

The Emporers New Groove:
"I know! I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box inside another box then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, MWAHAHAHAAAA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant brilliant brilliant I tell you, GENIUS I say! *spills poison on flower and watches it die instantaneously* Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!" - Yzma.

"It's really no concern of mine whether your family has...what was it again?"
"Food?"
"HA! you really should have thought of that before you became peasants!" -Yzma and peasant.

"Ooh, it's a scary tree! I'm afraid." - Kuzko.

Kronk: "Hey, thats kinda like what he said to you when you got fired!"
Yzma: "Yes Kronk, it's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."

[talz0r]

Shrek........ I love donkey!

SHREK: Why are you following me?
DONKEY: Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends -

SHREK: Stop singing! Why that's no wonder why you don't have friends.

DONKEY: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
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DONKEY: I guess you don't entertain much, do you?
SHREK: I like my privacy.

DONKEY: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you've got somebody in your face, you trying to give them a hint, they won't leave, and there's that big awkward silence, you know...
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DONKEY: Can I stay with you?
SHREK: What?

DONKEY: Can I stay with you, please?

SHREK: Of course.

DONKEY: Really?

SHREK: No!

DONKEY: Please, I don't want to go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well... maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay. Please! Please!

SHREK: Okay, okay! But one night only.

DONKEY: Thank you! Oh this is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles.

[Puck0]

i hate shrek

[whiskey]

i hate shrek
me too. I had to watch it 6 times in one week because everyone at school was obsessed with it when it came out on video. Shrek fills me with a murderous rage.

[lozzy]

the incredibles is better.

[talz0r]

I had to watch it 6 times in one week because everyone at school was obsessed with it when it came out on video. Shrek fills me with a murderous rage.

Aww you poor child, even I couldn't handle that much shrek!

[whiskey]

I reckon, and then that weekend I went a babysat these little kids and we watched it again. twice. I knew the script of the entrie effing movie and I didn't even like it in the first place.

[Hinny]

Dr. Evil: Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!! (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

Anita: FECK YOU!
Elaine: HEY!
Anita: This is a house of lies!
Elaine: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
William: I think she said "feck."
Elaine: What's the difference?
William Miller: The letter "u." (Almost Famous)

Ian Faith: Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful. (This Is Spinal Tap)

Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!
Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT! (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)

Japanese hooker: Lip my stocking! (Lost In Translation)

[kerrysan]

Here's some more from Mean Girls......

"Boo you whore" - Regina (me loves dat one i use it all the time)

"Nice wig Janice, whats it made of" - some random guy.
"your mum's chest hair" - Janice

"At your age your going to be having a lot of urges, your going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other you will get chlamydia and die" - Coach Carr

"Dont have sex because you will get pregnant and die" - coach Carr
HAHAHAHAHA I LOOOVE JANICE!!!!!!!

K.L.A.M.I.D.I.A.

[kerrysan]

the incredibles is better.
haha damn right. *ksan pulls out some ausome quotes from that tiny little asian costume designer lady*. har har. shes farny.

almost famous-----------------

"i think she said feck."
"ELEVEN!?!?!!"
"FEVER DAAAAAAWWGGGG!!!!"

haha. so many good ones from that movie. i carnt remember them. i just know theres this hilarious quote from the mum like in my mind but i cant think of it. lol. best movie.

[Hinny]

Ohhhhhh yeah...

Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.

Ben Fong-Torres: A Mo-Jo, it's a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!

[whiskey]

Dr. Evil: Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!! (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

God I love Austin Powers!

"I plan to kill them with overly-elaborate and exotic death... no I'm not going to actually witness them die, I'm just going to assume it all went to plan! what?" ~ Dr Evil (well something along those lines)

"Hi I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah" ~ Austin Powers

"From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone,
I knew that I'd be safe cause I'd never be alone.
And evil doctor shouldn't speak a lot about his feelings,
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing.
I hoped Scott would look up to me,
run the business of the family.
Have an evil empire just like his dear old dad,
give him my love and the things I never had.
But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie,
Life is cruel treats you unfairly.
Even so, a god there must be,
Mini-me, you complete me!"
~ Dr. Evils rap (Austin Powers II) [I didn't even look it up, how cool am I?]

[Neo]

oh thats cool! i have that on windows media player!

[kerrysan]

Down There At The Pawn Shop!

[hotpinkbutterflies]

Down There At The Pawn Shop!

UR COOLER THEN MY GRANDMA WEARING HER PINK UNDIES

[what]

ROCK STARS HAVE TAKEN MY SON
i dont know if that is the exact quote. it could be
ROCK STARS HAVE KIDNAPPED MY SON.
or STOLEN.
whatever. its still funny.

[Hinny]

ROCK STARS HAVE KIDNAPPED MY SON.
This is the one.

And then one of her students nodded her head as though this was a very important lesson and took it down in her notepad.

[kerrysan]

UR COOLER THEN MY GRANDMA WEARING HER PINK UNDIES
.......heaps. good..


"YOUR AURA IS PURPLE!!!!"

[Neo]

I've got another one from Zoolander:

"...I'm bulemic"
"YOU CAN READ MINDS?!?!?!"

[kerrysan]

wake up neo.....

....follow the white rabbit.

(sorry. just seemed to fit. har har.....har.)

[Neo]

people say that to me so often! lol, i bring it upon myself

[Neo]

AND PEOPLE KEEP SAYING, "so whats it gonna be: the blue pill or the red pill?" GAH SO ANNOYING!

[kerrysan]

hahaha solly.

[Neo]

nah its ok...anyway, BRING ON THE QUOTES! gah, that reminds me of "Bring It On". NO ONE QUOTE FROM THAT PLEASE!!! omg, we actually had to watch that movie for school...we were doing cheerleading...i almost died from 1) laughter 2) humiliation.

In the end it was a combination of both that killed me...OH NO I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!

[kerrysan]

im gonna watch girl interrupted right now. i'll leave you with a few and then get back to ya.

"when i get five, valerie makes me throw them away"
"i think its nice to do something nice on daisy's last day"
"what kind of tree can you be, janet, down there on the floor?" - "IM A SHRUB!"

OH ITS SO HARD TO TURN THIS AWESOME AWESOME MUSIC OFF.... MUST WATCH MOVIE...!!!!

[kerrysan]

"have you ever confused a dream with life? or stolen something when you have the cash?" - "YOU HAVE WYNONA RYDER!!!!!!! YOU HAVE!!!!!

"everyone here's fucking crazy" - "you want to go home?" - "same problem."

oh so gooooooood. my note taking was more for english purposes than looking for humerous lines so forgive me.

"i'll be cinderella, and you can be snow white and polly can be mickey mouse and then everyone would kiss her and hug her and never know what was underneath that big head, ya know." (or something like that.

[Neo]

i have a quote from sex and the city, at miranda's mum's funeral:
CHARLOTTE: The flowers were supposed to say, "You're lost, we love you" not, "You're dead, lets disco!"

[Tribal_Drummer]

The Anchorman

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

[bek]

I have lots of favourite quotes! but my favourite movie quotes at the moment are:
'when you hate, the only person who hurts is you because half the time the person you hate doesnt know and the other half just dont care'- the ghost of Missisippi

'Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit all your friends' - almost famous

[kerrysan]

oh yeah. i was trying to remember that almost famous quote the other night lol, but couldnt.

and i tried to say a quote from romeo and juliet to lozzy the other night lol but COMPLETELY stuffed it up. so of course i had to watch the movie again.

haha. this is the one:
"if she is well then nothing can be ill. Her body rests in Capel's monument, and her immortal part with the angel's lives. I saw her laid low. Pardon me for bringing these ill news." W00T JESSIE BRADFORD IS HOOOT!!!!!
http://wiccanfreak13.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jesse10.jpg

and here's another goodie ;)
"I do spy a kind of hope, Which craves as desperate and execution as that is desperate which we would prevent. If, rather than to marry Paris, Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, Then it is likely thou wilt undertake a thing like death, to chide away this shame. No warmth, no breath shall testify thou livest . Each part, deprived of supple government, shall stiff and stark and cold appear, like death. Now when the bridegroom in the morning comes to rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead. Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault where all he kindred to the Capulet lie. In the meantime, against thou shalt awake, shall Romeo by my letters know our drift, and hither shall he come. And that very night shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua. Take thou this vial, being then in bed, and this distilling liquor drink thou off. I'll send my letters to thy lord post haste to Mantua. "

[Puck0]

naughty naughty hot linker.

[swede]

good to see no one has beaten my quote in levels of enlightenment yet

[Hinny]

The one and only Dr Cox:

Listen Supergirl, I am going to break you down into so many little pieces that my grandmother who can do a 1000 piece puzzle of clear blue sky in less than an hour will never be able to finish putting you back together again, even if she does go back in time to when her vision was perfect

[kerrysan]

girl interrupted, brittany murphy:

"haha! PRUNE JUICE! this is outrageous!"

[lozzy]

i watched anchorman last night hahahahaha funny shit

"LOUD NOISES"

"I love carpet"

lmao i cracked up hahahaha :D

[Tinkers]

i watched anchorman last night hahahahaha funny shit

haha, so true. me and my friend always yell 'i love lamp!' and 'loud noises!!!' to each other for fun which does tend to confuse other people.

i also love when hes talking to his dog 'Barker you know i dont speak spanish. whats that? you pooped in the fridge, and then you ate a whole wheel of cheese? wow, im not even mad, thats amazing'

[Neo]

Homer simpson - He seems as happy as a clam!

(that one's for you eyeliner)

[kerrysan]

watched about 239178419894619834138571 episodes of dhw in 2 days. bree comes out with the funniest shit.

Bree:

our son just told us that he thinks he might be gay. there are 200 other boys in this camp. i would explain to you what might happen if we left him here, but i'm a lady and i dont use that kind of language.

please dont mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.

oh my heavenly days!

Andrew! Danielle! Daddy's gonna fornicate for us!

Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree.
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Bree and Rex:

R- it's a preferrence.
B- it's a perversion! you actually want me to hurt you?!
R- so i can feel pleasure, yes!
B- fine. *slap* so, was it good for you?

(discussing a control word)
B- how about boysy?
R- boysy?
B- whats wrong with boysy?
R- bree, we're gonna be doing psychological role playing and a funny word like boysy will ruin the mood. we need something serious.
B- how about palestine?
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mrs tilman:

she was a wretched pig of a woman and the day she died this world became a better place.

this is the place where good taste goes to die.

(susan?:) i just want to let you know that everyone is praying for your sisters safe return.
oh i doubt that.
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lenette:

Theives get spanked! it's just the way it works.

so she has a degree in sociology, so what? who doesnt?
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susan:

Lemont, give it up! you're not getting any!

[bri]

All from Family Guy


Lois:- Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie:- Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Meg:- Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie:- Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

Peter:- Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian:- Peter, those are Cheerios.


Lois:- Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter:- Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois:- Hehehe...that's me.
Peter:- You dirty hustler.
Lois:- Hehehehe...
Peter: -You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois:- Aha, ok I get it...
Peter:- You foul, venerial disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois:- Alright, thats enough!

[Tribal_Drummer]

"Music is the last true voice of the human spirit. It can go beyond language, beyond age, beyond color...straight to the heart and mind of all people."

- Ben Harper.

[what]

from the simpsons the other night
cheif wiggum: this horse is going to the dog food factory
homer: HAH! good luck trying to get it to eat dog food!!!

[Tinkers]

from the simpsons the other night
cheif wiggum: this horse is going to the dog food factory
homer: HAH! good luck trying to get it to eat dog food!!!

ha, that reminds me of that other homer quote-
Homer:Well crying won't bring him back...unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying, and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back. Or you can go out and find that dog.

Bart: You're right Dad, I'm going out and I'm going to find Santa's Little Helper!

Homer: Rats, I almost had him eating dog food...

[kerrysan]

homer: (about a shitty racehorse) if he doesnt win this race, we're taking a trip to the glue factory... and he wont get to come!

[bri]

Homer:- Alcohol the cause off and solution to all lifes problems

[kerrysan]

homer: this man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL! here puff!

[bri]

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

[kerrysan]

homer: increase my killing power ey..?????

[twisting_twisted]

I GOTZ A GOOD QUOTE! ok ok

Missy Higgins: wont ya leeve me wid a scarrrrr

[storm_gal]

seinfeld

Jerry: "Are we not humans?if we pick do we not bleed? I am not an animal!"

Elanie:"It is not me that has be exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your sole!"

Kramer: "Stick a fork in me I'm done!"

George: " We're living in a society!"

"Serenity Now!!"

[:: katie b ::]

from empire records...

AJ: what's with you today...?
Lucas: what's with today....today?

[Not Puck0]

shock me shock me shock me. sinade o'rebellion

[Tinkers]

SEINFFELD! yes!

Jerry: She had man hands...the hands of a man!
Elaine: would it have been better if she had no hands at all?
Jerry:...would she have hooks?
Elaine:...would that make her make attractive Jerry? If she had hooks?
Jerry: meh, its kinda cool.

George: JERRY! you have to get me another photo of Man Hands or they wont let me back into the forbidden city!!!
Jerry: Who is this?

Jerry: So your friend is like Bizarro Jerry.
Elaine: Whats that?
Jerry: Like the bizarro world in superman. Bizarro superman says goodbye instead of hello, and hello when he leaves.
Elaine: Shouldnt he say Badbye? isnt that the opposite of goodbye?
Jerry:No its still goodbye.
Elaine: Does he live underwater? Is he black?
Jerry: oh just forget about it...

(Later, Elaine’s bizarro friends are leaving)
Elaine: *waves* hello...

(and my favourite...)
*Newman takes a bite of broccoli and spits it out*
UGH! Vile weed!

[life is peachy without me]

i'm going to have to do more of the zoolander thing:

Magatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!


Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot

Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls

[Hinny]

I was at a trivia thing at the pub yesterday. It took me over 5 minutes to recognise the following lyric, and I feel genuinely ashamed:

I’m worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Don't cheat people.

[Hinny]

The infinitely quotable I *Heart* Huckabees

Tommy Corn: What are you doing tomorrow?
Albert Markovski: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?
Tommy Corn: What time?
Albert Markovski: Mmm... one, one-thirty.
Tommy Corn: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?
Albert Markovski: We always do.

[lozzy]

I was at a trivia thing at the pub yesterday. It took me over 5 minutes to recognise the following lyric, and I feel genuinely ashamed:
you should be. who doesn't know nirvana?

[row]

sorry...have to correct that empire records one..... its actually --->

well sinead oh' rebellion, shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour.



Trust me

[Hinny]

you should be. who doesn't know nirvana?
I didn't know I could actualy feel bad about not answering a question in trivia. It was bloody painful.

I listened to SLTS 20 times in a row afterwards.

[lozzy]

I didn't know I could actualy feel bad about not answering a question in trivia. It was bloody painful.

I listened to SLTS 20 times in a row afterwards.
LOL! i only knew it cause i forgot the lyrics once too :o haha

[Tribal_Drummer]

Team America: World Police

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit."

[Fredina]

those are not spirit fingers. . . these are spirit fingers

[lil el]

i am the bug man....koo koo kacho. buffy :p

[Tinkers]

hmm, i remember Xander saying that... was it about the praying mantis teacher? or that yucky dude made of caterpillars?

and here is a seinfeld quote for a certain someone...

Jerry: Seven? yeah i guess i could see it, Seven... 7 periods of school, 7 beatings a day. roughly 7 stitches a beating and eventually 7 years to life. yeah you’re doing that child quite a service.

George: yes i am. i defy you to come up with a better name than Seven!

Jerry: alright let’s see. how about Mug? Mug Costanza! thats original. or Ketchup, pretty name for a girl...

[lil el]

hmm, i remember Xander saying that... was it about the praying mantis teacher? or that yucky dude made of caterpillars?

and here is a seinfeld quote for a certain someone...

Jerry: Seven? yeah i guess i could see it, Seven... 7 periods of school, 7 beatings a day. roughly 7 stitches a beating and eventually 7 years to life. yeah you’re doing that child quite a service.

George: yes i am. i defy you to come up with a better name than Seven!

Jerry: alright let’s see. how about Mug? Mug Costanza! thats original. or Ketchup, pretty name for a girl...

yeah it was xander from buffy lol saying about the guy made out of worms.

[Hinny]

Oh yes. Buffy quotes.

SPIKE: Examine my chip, or else Mister... (looks at the label on the stand) ...Fett here is the first to die.
JONATHAN: Hey, all right, let's not, let's not do anything crazy here.
ANDREW: That's a limited edition, 1979 mint condition Boba Fett.
WARREN: All right, dude ... chill. You can still make it right. You know you don't wanna do this.
SPIKE: What I want ... is answers, nimrod.
WARREN: Right. But you don't wanna hurt the Fett, 'cause man, you're *not* comin' back from that. You know, you don't just do that and walk away.

[lil el]

i laugh in the face of danger....then i hide until it goes away. xander :p

[Hinny]

Anya-
I've got a theory
It could be bunnies !
Bunnies aren't just cute
Like everybody supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such
Good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!

[lil el]

or maybe midgets! lol :p

[Hinny]

or maybe midgets! lol :p
I just chose to leave that bit out cos it had nothing to do with bunnies.

I've got the soundtrack, and I know every single word from it.

[Tinkers]

yes! i have the soundtrack as well!

'ive been having a bad bad day
come on wont you put that pad away
im asking you PLEASE NO!
it isnt right it isnt fair
there was no parking anywhere...
i think that hydrant wasn't there.
why cant you let IT GO?
i think i paid more than my share
im just a poor girl don't you care
hey im not wearing underwear...

[M.D]

Life is not about the number of breathes you take but about those moments that take your breath away….

[STUIE]

"It's just as well that I cant hear you calling me tetchy. You know what happens when you call me tetchy."

(Kryten - Red Dwarf)

[Jillibean]

inhorn: how would you like me to make your life a living hell VENTURA?!
ace: well, i'm not really ready for a relationship lois..but i'll keep it in mind. your number still 911? AAAALLLLRIGHTYTHEN!

[graceonthebass]

ANCHORMAN

(to dog) you're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.- Ron Burgundy.

Champ Kind- We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss - I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together
Brian Fantana- Take it easy Champ. WHy don't you just stop talking for a while?

Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda] Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk. - Brian Fantana

Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. - ROn Burgundy

I am 72 percent sure that I love you-Veronica Corningstone

I'm in a glass cage of emotion! - Ron

[lozzy]

i <3 anchorman so much.

[STUIE]

heard this one today and i liked it

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and wear a lab coat

[Seven]

hmm, i remember Xander saying that... was it about the praying mantis teacher? or that yucky dude made of caterpillars?

and here is a seinfeld quote for a certain someone...

Jerry: Seven? yeah i guess i could see it, Seven... 7 periods of school, 7 beatings a day. roughly 7 stitches a beating and eventually 7 years to life. yeah you’re doing that child quite a service.

George: yes i am. i defy you to come up with a better name than Seven!

Jerry: alright let’s see. how about Mug? Mug Costanza! thats original. or Ketchup, pretty name for a girl...

i just saw this.

seven costanza. that sounds hot!

im gonna name my kid seven. cannnt wait!

[STUIE]

im gonna name my kid seven. cannnt wait!

*rolls up sleves*

Sounds like a job needs doing..... :eek:

[Seven]

*rolls up sleves*

Sounds like a job needs doing..... :eek:


babe. if me an u made a child. it would equal destructioN!!!!!!

[STUIE]

still worth it though

[Seven]

seven cullen.


doesnt sound half bad.:rolleyes:

[STUIE]

ah you women always have to drag marrage into it :(

lol