The Recount.

[Bocks]

Welly welly welly welly well, i have been arse pounded by some interesting days of late. my day today, i think i should tell the forum. because, well shit, its interesting isnt it.

today, me and hut made a journey to adelaide. my arse needed to go to the taxation office, i wasnt up for goin it alone, so i rang hut and she was all for an adventure.
i was wearing my drop it like its hot wife beater. jesus christ it screams RAWK!

right so back to the adventure. me and hut get to town and we realise.. we dont actually know where the tax office place is. but i know its on waymouth street! YEH! go me! so we head there, then we were like man, lets ask some place.

we walk into some place with government signs and shit, and go upstairs some bitchy witchy stairs us down and im like 'heh yeh, can u tell us where the tax office is aye?' she looked at us and was like uhhh it's over there, and points across the street. we cracked up and ran off.

so i must have this identity curse cause everywhere i go to get shit or whatever, i fall short of qualifying for their identity check. it's happened too many times recently, its starting to give me the shits.
i go into this flippin place, it's like a flippin palace. i wait in line as hut tells me to 'dare' her to 'go sit on those couches'. so she goes off over there and i go up to the counter, i fall short of the ID check thing, proof of birth, photo ID and medicare card wasnt good enough for him. so we get out and we are just like... bummer. so then i piss off down to my banks HQ and talk to this sick c!@$ named anthony, he cant give me a bank statement [duh] but he gave me some letter of induction. f@@#in cheering, so back to the tax place, i PASS! go me, and get served by some lady with heaps of facial hair.
now, i like to think of myself as colour blind... but i was the only... well caucasian in that tax department, needing assistance. maybe its cause a lot of foriengers own like deli's and shit? i dunno.
but anyway! this chick with the excess growth on her face asked me all these questions about school as if she cared. but she didnt cause she walked off mid convosation.
yeh...
weird.
i was hoping she went to shave.
wrong was bocks.

so anyway, i got that sh!t sorted so it was off to, well burp for food.
the nice lady said i was hot
yehhhh go puck0
burp was cool, cept i got served by the idi0t again argh!!1!! it was funny, she called me or sarah, and i pointed to sarah like hey she's next, but she was like NAH! u GO!
f@4^#ing b!tch.
so yeh i got owned with the sh!tteh chick, but yeh i scored later.

so me and hut were thristy, so we peaced out to woolies. her idea. we went in for a drink and came out with a pack of donuts, a pack of noodles and a pack of tim tams haha.

no drink ...

so we kept walking, but then turned around cause shit, we were going to wrong way.
we were yellin at people, i was screaming and ripping this tattered bag off my head like every 14 steps.
randomly stopping, pointing in the sky, making everyone around us stop and look then callin em losers. god damn recounds suck, i got off at port adelaide... and walked home lol. the end.

[Falling]

Sounds better than my day!

[Bocks]

that's cause it is

[Hinny]

Hinny is a social worker. If you need to know stuff about getting enough points to prove your identity to government agencies, or just need advice in dealing with any of this boring bureaucratic stuff, just pop me a PM and I'll tell you exactly what you need.

[:: katie b ::]

hinny...is it possible u can break into centrelink and steal money for me cos i have no job. thank you. :)

[Hinny]

hinny...is it possible u can break into centrelink and steal money for me cos i have no job. thank you. :)
I should go grab my bundle and just post the youth allowance criteria here.

[:: katie b ::]

:)

[Bocks]

i have no job, and i blow

c'mere. i'll pimp you

[:: katie b ::]

only if u wear those hot glasses so ma boobies look bigger than normal, like what's.

[Bocks]

What Hot Glasses!?

[Hinny]

only if u wear those hot glasses so ma boobies look bigger than normal, like what's.
I assure you they're fine, sugarpie.

[lozzy]

fascinating.

[:: katie b ::]

oh mule... im blushing :o

pucko, those hot ones from the spastic bin or something.... i dunno

its in a post somewhere.

[Bocks]

lmfao. i need new glasses. like eye glasses.

[:: katie b ::]

quote, unquote: "just go into a [glasses] shop, close your eyes, point your finger. presto"

[Bocks]

ew no.
i know what i want.
no one has made em yet

[:: katie b ::]

draw them for me. and post them.

[Bocks]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/specks.jpg

[lozzy]

go and see if Harry (Mr Potter to you) has a spare pair.

[talz0r]

heh, those are hot glasses!

[MISTER WOO]

Woooah,you've given the game away now,you are pucko,i knew it.


Interesting day.

[Bocks]

i'm her girlfriend...

[MISTER WOO]

i'm her girlfriend...well whatever,it figures cos of the referneces to hut,

[Bocks]

and people refering to me as puck0

shes on my account sometimes.
dont talk to me.
thanks.

[MISTER WOO]

ThT EXPLAINS a lot,naughty,she's a banned member.

[Bocks]

Puck0 is cool with admin. thats all that matters.
it's not your mix.

[what]

yer woo. pucko is a cool bitch.

[Bocks]

well i think so

[Bocks]

AH! school day school day school day.
hmm recount time eh?
woke up. missed my train lol went to school was amped cause first up i had double english. god damn that lesson is fun. i spend the two hours trying to piss the teacher off, explaining my mum doesnt approve of me seeing the graphic sex scenes in american beauty and such.

that movie.
is so funny.

ok so recess. nothin much happened i dont think, i was pretty hungry but.
so like recess finished and me chris and katie trotted down to the canteen, got us munggggg then trotted off to our lesson. which me chris and miss left.
we pretty much did nothing for 2 hours. well me and miss trotted off and bashed each other in the hall ways. then it was like lunch time and katie was like oi ella lets go.
so i went
and we went and got chicken nuggets from her work. and like there was some confusion cause i thought we were gonna pick someone named jess up lol from the doctor and i asked her when we were in the kiosk and she was like NAH! cause she thought the chicks boyfriend was pickin her up.
we sat in the car tryin to punch seaguls for like 20 mins then when we got back to school without jess everyone was like THE FUCK!? and the boyfriend skitzed and left lmfao.
i couldnt stop laughing, but everyone else as so fuckin quiet aye.

after lunch i had maths lol, oh man, now this is a funny subject cause the teacher is like so fuckin funny. but not like -IM FUNNY! LOOK AT ME! its more like, im so blunt and smug it makes me funny.
so i walk into the class and say in a loud voice "SOOOO YANET! are ya ready for another 10 weeks of mathematics?!" and she sharply replies in her one tone voice "yes, are you?" lol shes such a cack. she called this chick ashlee a dog a few years back and called miss a liar today. so funny. man i got owned so many times that lesson. cause i was askin yanet if anyone could buy their way into uni, she said yeh and said it would be like 50 k to get into a medical degree course or whatever. and i asked if the bank would lend me money on those grounds. and she blasted me saying they wouldnt give me anything especially not based on those grounds. everyone took it as she was saying im stupid and she made the presumption that i was talkin about myself. haha. oh man
but yeh lol, fun lesson.
then i had history. the film we watched was brutal but before that happened me and chris were pising di-zy off by not lettin her past us. and we were pushin her and shit and chris asked her how much she weights... i was like oh ur so smooooooooooth chris lol and she took it as he was calling her fat. which he wasnt he wanted to know if he could pick her up with ease.

but yeh, she was like NAH! IM TOO FAT! so we kept callin her fat. but she isnt. she is quite pretty...
the history doco wasted a lot of time. but kinda put images to mind. like was a lot worse in russia than what i thought it was. like i didnt know they suffered famine and shit.
ew.

now im waiting to get f0bw3h aye

[lozzy]

ok.... recount of my day...

slept and missed the first 3 hours of uni. watched an episode of house. went to uni. went to a class where they gave us a lecture on occupational health and safety (like i didn't already know that). got picked up from uni along with my brother by mum. as we were driving home, we were coming onto the highway and there were cars banking up, mum started to slow down while looking behind her, then the cars in front suddenly braked and *CRASH* smashed into the car in front, car is like totally stuffed. luckily everyone was ok, my shin is a bit sore but not broken. the worst bit was my idiot of a mother doesn't have insurance. she did about 1 month ago but the company stopped doing car insurance so she was looking around for another and was in the process of getting it. damn hey. now i am home on the computer. the end.

[Hinny]

My old supervisor wrote me a glowing reference. I'm happy.

[Bocks]

today today today today.
the start of the day seems so flippin long ago.

so i got up and ready to go to school. peaced out bright and early. walkin past our common room we all noticed the chairs and tables being outside and i saw shit on the white board that isnt usually there, with the door being locked we just looked through the window.

it appeared the cleaner has written us a little note.

after going to care group we were told the deal.. we know who put our tables outside... but not who wrote this note. on further investigation... it appeared the cleaner had written it.
have a read. note the spelling mistakes and lies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th232.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th23212.jpg

i'll post translations later if you want.

this pissed heaps of people off, but we got a kick out of it. funny stuff since we see the cleaners going around to every bin collecting the bottles and shit.


Me and my mate went to maccas for some nasty nasty breakie next.
that was fun, cept maccas o.j taste like anal leakage.

god damn we went back to school and took some pics of the common room.. to show it isnt that FLIPPIN DIRTY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th121242.jpg

thats amy. she sucks.

so flip, most of the day at school is a blur. i know i went to my classes and the free lesson tripped me out on time.
maths... i did nothing but trace my hand
check out my beautiful sexy hot view in maths.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th1231241.jpg

ok so heres where my day started... i get home and check my email.. and decide im gonna put the hair straightener on before i practice. that way i can have a play, and get ready before mel picks me up to go to town.
so i do this.
this morning i put my bclothes for tonight in the wash and mum said she'll put em in the dryer. she did... but they were still damn and it was 4:30...
miss said she was pickin me up at 5:10.. so i was like FUCK!
i put em in on hot for 30 mins and went back to playing. lost track of time then thought FUCK! i better check my fone.
i had like 347842892 missed calls. god damn, but it was from like no number and i think ksan. so i was like flip! and called miss and she didnt pick up. so i called brit and she said "we'll be there in a minute" meaning shes down the road... OMG!!! im not dressed! so i get my shit out the dryer and put it on. THE FLIPPIN METAL ON MY PANTS AND SHIT WAS BURNING ME SO BAD!! OMG! and they were beeping at me to hurry up when i had half my pants on. god damn.
i rushed. and got out... then we went off.
man..
ill skip the next shit.
and get to the undergroud. ok some fat trucker guy stood infront of brit when the first band played. they were ok. but yeh. whatever.
i thought nat was annoyed at me lol and brit. but hes just weirddd.

ok ok funny bit... me and nat are nortorious for stealing everything. everything and anything...me and him got into this bit of the underground thats usually locked... and found a nice nice bag. nat wouldnt open it so i pushed the bitch out the way and went in there. OMG! A BOWLING BALL!
did i get it? HECK YESSSSS I DID
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/JANK.jpg
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
i shoved this killer bag with a bowling bowl in it... in my bag. and me and nat pissed it
it was so fucking funny.

we went off to look at the grab.. down the road. there were cops around. funny stuff and this girl was flippin hurling like she ate elephant ears.

lots of stuff happened really.
but heres a pic of boko.
he rules
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th2722.jpg
and brit... who maybe one of the hottest girls.. ever...
ever
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th23423.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th24214.jpg
this girls obsessed with me and has MANGGGG teeth.

wrecked.

[Peter Pan]

lmfao...wot a fun thread. reading this really does make me smile. ya gotta keep posting this stuff!!!

[maiizhigh]

compared to my common room, your common room is spotless. there is food, dirty cups and plates everywhere the girls at my school are freaking pigs. wish they'd learn to clean up after themselves. *shakes headd*

[lozzy]

we never had a common room. we were deprived.

[jimmy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/5th1231241.jpg


omg, u go to school with billie joe armstrong from green day.

http://www.geocities.com/james_armstrongau/billiejoe1.jpg

[Bocks]

omg, u go to school with billie joe armstrong from green day.

http://www.geocities.com/james_armstrongau/billiejoe1.jpg
not even close...

[jimmy]

not even close...
put yer glasses back on, spitting image...

[:: katie b ::]

omg yeh they do look alike...kinda like how rosanne and mary-kate olsen look similar.

[jimmy]

u foo's... can anyone see the resemblance. They are sooo similar.

[Bocks]

they they arent! especially since chris is a massive boof oaf and billy joe is a skinny little emo bitch

[Bocks]

My TODAY!

last night i went hunting. so i was fucked this morning.
i woke up sick as, im like, its ok.. i'll have a shower and be right as rain... i got worse.

so im like well fuck this im going to bed. i started to feel better at 9:30 so i got up again and had another shower then put my sheets and stuff in the wash lol. cause im padantic.

so trotted off to school with my bowling balld
i hate not going to school and missing lessons. cause u get so much shit from other students. eg chris and john. all day and its fucking annoying.

i had design after bitch assssssss recess and that just shat me. i was so tired. i wanted to fuckin sleep. i didnt do anything, but i did more than some haha KELLY

shit what was next// free.
i went to the bakery with chris and john. that was tight. we got mel a kinda suprise cause she wanted us to get her a suprise. so we get back to school, and give mel her stupid kinda and she gets pissed we didnt get her a "yowie powie" its like shut up miss haha, then she got pissed that her toy wasnt a toy at all, it was some lame puzzel. so while she was completing herjig saw puzzle she was bitchin and moaning like "IM GONNA FUCKIN CALL KINDA AND ..." haha.
i put tha flippin puzzle back in its stupid little container and put it in the microwave

it went bang.
the rest of the day fucking sucked.

till i got home.
oww yeh... season 3 of the l word spoilers.
let me hear you say WOAH!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/shanes3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/be84efea.gif
god lord. hot damn.


tomorrow. tomorrow will be good when 10:45 comes around.
why!? cause im making schnit parmie! in food omg omg omg omg yehhh
and chocolate self saucing pudding owww YEH!! ROCK!!
i made this comic to represent this momem-anus occasion.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/iaredumb/image.jpg

[Bocks]

also, i renamed my cat sunny to schnitty.

[Bocks]

Jethus christ, this morning feels like ages ago.

so this morning i woke up late. to someone scribbling on my hand..
it certainly started my day off well. good shit to wake up to i think.

i then proceeded to get dresssssed and what not, saw the guest out lol, then got this big box into my mums car and it was off to school.

dragged big box into design room and peaced out for a while lol, just around the place. i had nothing. and the person i wanted to talk to was in lesson.

recess came and i pissed off to the drama room with britteh, then peaced out to english. which was fun. we finished the stupid play.
the teacher really has to shut the f#*k up though. she's too eagar beaver aswell, she was over reading people.

not me..
but stealings lines like the thief she is.

next we had drug education.. i accidently missed that.

then lunch. which i think was good, but i cant remember..

f*$k design
the real fun! started in maths.
we had the goal of seeing how many times the teacher would say "excuse me" cause she says it heaps! f&%kin heaps! and after a while we started provoking it.
lmfao.
it was piss funny. no one wanted to do anything as usual so avoid work tactic #23 was put into action. random question asking was on the menu and we were serving.

ms johnson gets a kick out of it, we know it.

we asked her about this total bitch relief teacher.. ms lynsil? i dunno how to spell it.
and ms johnson wouldnt say if she liked her or not. but we all decided to egg lynsils house some time after school.

we also planned to go to ksans drama production, which was too my best knowledge the best performance i have seen at school to date. it was f*#king great...
kelly was f!$kin hot
and arthur lol, arthur is made for sketch comedy.
but kelly was f#&kin hot.

hot.

after that bullshit we all set off to egg that bitches house. so we all went to get amanda and stacey some grog, which i volenteered to purchase because lol, because i wanted to know if i'd get asked for ID or not. I DIDNT! suckers.
and if they did ask for ID i was gonna get in a argument lol sorta thing with em.

but yeh i was like oh..
so then we went to the servo and got a bitch load of eggs.. and peaced out to this teachers house.. as usual half of the group pussied f$*king out. SAHHHHH-PRISE.

i stayed out the back of this chicks house while 4 people; miss, ryan, stacey and amanda went around the front. lol. i broke a window.
by accident. lol.
but we F#*KED HER HOUSE UP!

then me and ryan peaced out to the pokies. owned up.

f$#k im tired.

[lozzy]

sounds like hella fun. i had a deprived childhood. i never egged a teachers house.
you win anything on the pokies?

note: i had to edit 9 words lol

[Bocks]

sounds like hella fun. i had a deprived childhood. i never egged a teachers house.
you win anything on the pokies?

note: i had to edit 9 words lol
pokies are confusing. i didnt know how to make it pour masses of money out at me.

i'll work it out.

[:: katie b ::]

20c hits all the time my dear friend. and wait for that PHAT feature. :)

[Bocks]

20c hits all the time my SEXY MOTHER FUNKER YEH!!! friend. and wait for that PHAT feature. :)

yeh i was on the one cent machines and when i pressed the 20 or whatever thats when i started flllllllippin winning. but ryan kept pressing the 1 cent lol.

[Bocks]

OK TODAY! interesting.

school day ay ay ay ay ay ay i had english first..
that was so f*#king.. boringggggg!
like serious.. boreeee.

the fun started after recess. during cess me and a few mates were discussing the likeliness of us being able to cook in our food lesson today. we pretty much knew it was gonna be a no.

when we got there we didnt even have our teacher. we had some fat kankled bitched named mrs taylor. shes an idiot and i hate her.
she wears too much f$#@ing teal and it pains me.

she has no ankles, elbows or neck.

she told me off cause me and chris went through all the cupboards looking for stuff to make burritos and pasta with.

emma, taro, chris and myself then peaced out to the "year 12 computer room" but somehow wound up in the year 12 room.. conspiring about chips and the gettage of said chips.

operation chip fest was now on.
a teacher used all her cunning and stealth tactics to follow us to taros car and yelled chris' name as we left the grounds. we went and got our mung and thats when the shit happened.
we left the chippery and went to eat outside. this is where we were attacked by ruthless starving gulls of the sea. they were flying less than a metre from our heads.. if we stuck around for any longer the chances of being shat on are extremely high.

chris' phone kept ringing and we didnt know the number. so when we went to the bottle-o car park i called them back.

i got the school front office and promptly hung up.

we then worked out a lie and went back to school

it was now our time to use our skill of stealth to get to the year 12 room. it was hard... [not really] but we did it and we enjoyed the 10 to 15 minutes before we were smoked out by the evil LARA STIEG!

bitch. i hate her f***ing face also. she wears her pants up to her nipples and has a shit voice.
shes piss.

we got sent to the detention room. i know it well. we lost comrade chris on the way there. he used all of his cunning to run the other way whilst the rest of us went down there.

taro, emma and myself were now down in the stupid detention room. it sucked cause nothing was happening and i didnt wanna be in there. so i went to leave and got told to stay back. then this little bitch teacher mr. hawksworth came bopping in.. and told me to get rid of my drink. NO I WILL NOT! GET! RID! OF MY BEVERAGE U SMALL BITCH!

so i said nah! and he told me to do it again so i f***in left and told him to shut up.

this is when the middle school head mistress lol ms. boGGle told me off. she asked what i was doing, i said "being a disgraceful role model" i dont think she expected that one lol. i continued to leave.

ms hoare [who is rad] asked where i was going, i said home.
she said to go to her office. so i did that.

in my travels to get my shit, i found chris in the year 12 room. that SWINE! he was captured by the evil system later in the day to get his penance.

hes a p***k like that.

so! when i got to ms. hoares, mr. hawksworth tracked me down with his powers and questioned me. i persisted to say a consistent "yep" with intervals of 3 seconds between "yep"s

when ms hoare got there she explained about the wrongness of leaving school. im like yep yep I KNOW OK! RIGHTY-O YEP! OK!
but not in so many words.

so i got a detention for that. WHATEVER! dont CARE!

she then got ms stieg in and they said they had two issues with me that needed dealing with. one was about carbone... i BASHED HIM!!! and he complained.. formally..

he said i bashed him.. i only f***in kicked him JETHUS! and he's a homophobic c*** faced poonce. so i said i didnt do that shit.. because he's greedy and i said i'll cop whatever just to make it go away. soooooo i got suspended. lol for just one day. which is a-ok with me cause wednesdays arent fantastic.

the SECOND! area of bad was involving something i left at school on friday!

and i thought! F*** ME!! I LEFT THE GOON BOX IN THE BIN OUTSIDE MR. SMITHS OFFICE! so after she said something about leaving packaging for something inappropriate for school i was like f***..."NAH! that was JUST! the box!!!" and ms hoare was saying how blah blah blah not right blah blah wrong and all that shit and said all the year 10s know about it.. then said it was found in the design room! OMG!!!! RELIEF!!!

it wasnt the goon box!!

so at this time i was like F***! if it wasnt the goon box.. what the f*** did i do!
turns out! i left my walking vagina packaging in the design room.. and that shit isnt suppose to be at school..
i couldnt understand why it wasnt allowed to be. its just a walking vagina. we all had a good laugh about that when i explained sarah gave that to me on monday as a present and that i must have emptied my bag friday arvo. shittttttt SON!

so im suspended.

[Bocks]

Good evening bitches.

it's almost three and i'm still awake. i tried sleeping. but it failed me.

[Bocks]

goodevening again bitches.

this recount recounts yesterdays antics.

dont ask me about the morning because i cant remember. oh wait, no i was at kels. so i came home fairly early and played this awesome game called havest moon for hours. until i got a call to go out for dinner.

i had plans with kerrysan already which started at 9, but the girl who asked me to go to dinner is someone i cant say no to. shes just to intimidating.

so i went to dinner suprise suprise i got the schnit.

me and mel were shit board of waiting so we went to go teach ourselves about the pokies...

too bad all the bogans were filling the room, making me sick. there wasnt a free poker machine about. no slots for us then eh. so we went to the salad bar and got some salad while we wait, i was sitting there, stabbing at my pasta salad with death in my eyes. when it happens..

i feel something on my shoulder and hear "HELLO!... HELLO!" my shoulder is being shaken by this HUGE BITCH sorta resembling create-a-meal [katie my bitch knows what im saying] so im like GDAY! while trying to process this face and how i know her...


thats when the lady's carer removed her...

i didnt know her, it was some mental random who probably fancied my brightly colour shirt and was intrigued by the shiney thing i had in my hand. she mustn't have noticed the death in my eyes. cause shit.

my mates then started taunting me and i started to cry.

we got our meals... and might i say this was the cheapest schnitty for a non-schnit special night i have ever incountered. 9.50 NOT BAD!
lol i've probably mentioned it, but one of my life missions is to find the best schnitty availble for the best price. of course this was no where near the top, the one from the birkenhead tops the fairly long list right now... but that could be kinda bias due to the company, i was super happy.

SO! we eventually leave that place and i had to get home cause kel was coming over. UMMMMMM she finally gets here at like 10 and decides she really wants to get pissed and i propose we rent a rediculous movie and watch it drunk. we go to the vid store.. its always fun driving with kel because her sense of direction is just so accurate. we get to the vid store, of course we have no idea what to get... kel points at a few movies, her choice is totally based on the funniness of their cover art. and i walk around aimlessly waiting for something perfect to fall off the wall.

then kel says OH! LETS WATCH THE NET... but they dont have it cause they're piss poor like that.

then i find it, the movie we would soon be watching.
critics gave it rave reviews its called "caught in the sex act" an adult film displaying people who have been caught by surveillance cameras *******...well i'll just say *******.

SO! after going to the bottle-o for kels blue lolly water and going on a unsuccessful hunt for hut we arrive back at my house. i open kels drink cause im nice like that and we put this dvd on...

oh
my
god!

THE DVD:
Ok so this dvd was my distorted idea of a laugh and heck, it surely was. It was sorta like getting into a pool on a 26º, its ****** at first but u make it ok.

So the show is opened with this obvious porn start bitch with hugeee boobs. Like woah like… gross big. She had hell blonde hair and made me wanna gag. She also had a British accent and they shit me. But anyway the show starts with a few clips… at first it was just gross, like why the **** did we do this. But we found comfort in an elevator scene… I was like “omg it’s what” from this point on everyone was given names.

Lozzy turned up in about 173528 clips.

So if you are ever stuck in an elevator with lozzy people, INCLUDING FEMALES, just take ur pants off because shes game.

Other things discovered by this dvd. Men like to use 1 of 3 position their race knows TOPS! That’s it, three positions.

People who work in book stores are disgusting.
People who steal cigars by shoving them in cavities are gross


And men who have sex with toy horses while kissing huge rag dolls are so funny I think I blew a fuse.

… lozzy stop screwing in public, you are all over this dvd. And what swallows.

[kerrysan]

what is really good at sucking things. bravo. she was the only one on the dvd with any skill.

[Bocks]

i forgot to tell you about harvest moon

its an old super nintendo game where u run a farm growing crops and like the animals... whatever farms do with animals, make money and eventually get married.

my name was shickicker i ran pimpin farm with my dog duck. i started with a cucumber farm but that got owned when summer came around and i then grew pineapples. i got chickens named ********* and ****** who had chicks named bitch and sprinkles.

some mayor palmed his shitty horse off on me who i called phar lap.

i canned that farm just before. i was sad from ********* and ******* funerals.

now im sad sacks running ghetto bitch farm with my dog hustler.

[:: katie b ::]

i have nothing but love for u and ure stories puck0.

<3

[jademonty]

haha sounds like u guys had a very interesting day lol...

[Kitty]

I notice you guys are getting a bit slack with the censoring of idiot bocks posts :D

[Bocks]

I notice you guys are getting a bit slack with the censoring of idiot bocks posts :D
only lozzy bothers. lol, and i do it to make her modify it. i get a kick out of seeing my post with all astrix' in it and then reading "last edited by Lozzy"

[Kitty]

lmao. I wanna try!
****!

:D

[maiizhigh]

only lozzy bothers. lol, and i do it to make her modify it. i get a kick out of seeing my post with all astrix' in it and then reading "last edited by Lozzy"
wanna make sure she reads your posts :p

[Bocks]

wanna make sure she reads your posts :p
lozzy reads everythingggg on this forum. she's WEIRD!

[STUIE]

Men like to use 1 of 3 position their race knows TOPS! That’s it, three positions.

you mean there's 3????

[Bocks]

you mean there's 3????
oh it was sooo funny, it was like clockwork.

[STUIE]

one of my life missions is to find the best schnitty availble for the best price.

Check out Wednesday dinners at West Belconnen Leagues Club in Kippax, ACT if you're ever in my neck of the woods bocks.

$7.50 will get you a chicken breast schnitzel (about 400g) with chips and salad bar and they are the best I've had. You also get 10 entries in the meat and beer raffle for the night.

[Kaj]

This thread flippen rocks, wasted at least half an hour of the working day ere, please provide more material soon.

[lozzy]

lozzy reads everythingggg on this forum. she's WEIRD!
no i don't. almost, but not all. i have to. what's your excuse? :p

and kitty i've been slack because my wireless is down.


oh, and how hot am i in those elevator scenes. :cool:

[Bocks]

no i don't. almost, but not all. i have to. what's your excuse? :p

and kitty i've been slack because my wireless is down.


oh, and how hot am i in those elevator scenes. :cool:

actually mate that was jenno in the elevator, u were in a filing room, a like garage, a office, another office, a car park... a apartment. lmfao.

[Bocks]

Check out Wednesday dinners at West Belconnen Leagues Club in Kippax, ACT if you're ever in my neck of the woods bocks.

$7.50 will get you a chicken breast schnitzel (about 400g) with chips and salad bar and they are the best I've had. You also get 10 entries in the meat and beer raffle for the night.

thats a good price, but the act is insane, its probably 400gms of boiled woodchips.

[lozzy]

actually mate that was jenno in the elevator, u were in a filing room, a like garage, a office, another office, a car park... a apartment. lmfao.
oh... so you saw the "other" movie... god.

[Bocks]

Schoolies recount 2005

Ok I wasn’t going to go to schoolies but when I got a free trip I packed my shit and left post haste. So I had everything sorted from my side of things, I packed shit all and brought my own tent. I was in a car with 3 other mates which was rad and we weren’t cramped or anything like that. The driver is a total ****** weirdo sometimes and was fretting for the first 30 mins of the trip cause he was certain we weren’t going the right way.

Adelaide drivers didn’t help this. He proceeded to sook from this point on for the next like 4 days.

Ok so we get to the beach front caravan park and theres not many schoolies groups there. Our camp thingos end up being dead next to about 20 stupid fucking males from Victoria. In front of us were their girlfriends which surprisingly were also from Victoria. This is only surprising because I know how cool it is to like get girlfriends in other states and countries so I didn’t stop and think… hey they maybe from the same state. Oh and to top it off to our friggggggggggggen right or whatever there was another group from Victoria.

Over the coming days I would learn these things about Victorians:

• They’re not funny, rude and disgusting.
• They’re boring and don’t move
• They constantly drink UDL’s or VB but wear coopers hats
• And they don’t noticed when you steal their chairs lol.

The Victorians were great. They made my trip so lovely because I spent my spare time yelling at them to take our hats off and asking them to drink something else. *******.

The best part of my schoolies would be my tent. Me and my exxxxxxxxxgirlfriend bought a tent together way back when cause we went camping a whole lot. Anyway when we broke up like 3 weeks later she needed to go camping with her old school mates so she had possession of the tent since then. I needed it for schoolies so I got it off her for that. She gives it to me like 4 days before I left and weirdly the pole bag is separated from the tent bag. It should all be together. I don’t second guess it but I do asked if everything is in there and she pretty much said ‘why wouldn’t it be? Yeh”. I didn’t bother checking everything because I had good faith in her.

Once I get to the camp site and go to set up the tent I find that the pegs – every ****** single one has been taken out of the pole bag. I figured nah! They have to be somewhere in here. So I called coz and asked her, she said they’re in there and if they weren’t I lost them. Then she msgs’ me telling me she had them and shes sorry. ****** sorry lol? SORRY!? Not as sorry as I thought I’d be – sleeping in the ******* rain.
But whatever I took care of the tent issue and was extremely suspect of my ex once again. Le sigh.

the following day priorities of normal life –food, water, air found a new priority; alcohol. Makeshift eskys were a great idea because hot beer taste like warm piss ERK! Ehhwww. So yeh we got straight into it. I liked going into town cause everyone would go skitz and shit and try and talk to u for a ******* life time. Funny stuff. I got pissed off at the people who obviously didn’t pass school lol. One of them had a fight with me and threw a cup when he ran off. ********.

The first night in town was ******* packed. I looked for treasure everywhere. So much treasure.
Wait. Part 1 is concluded. There will be 2 or three. Lol. Keep ur eyes open because random breathtesting with surprising results, ridiculous phone calls, sculling, goon of fortune, the attack on the Victorian’s tent and much much more is still to come.

[lozzy]

hot.
so it was you that left that stupid msg on my phone then?
figured.

[Peter Pan]

this is so the best thread cant wait for parts 2 and 3 of schoolies