Who is da KING???

[LoDouble U]

swede is the king
yes he is I tell ya

all bow to king swede

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/allhail.gif

[swede]

thankyou thankyou!

people people!

im proud to be your king! YES YES I AM!

ill do my best to make you proud, so that u can have true faith in the swede's kingdom!

be good my people :)

rock on!

- swede out :)

[Cheyne]

swede is the king
yes he is I tell ya

all bow to king swede

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/allhail.gif

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So coool! If you are King Swede Does That make ME Prince Cheyne?! :p:p:p!

[swede]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So coool! If you are King Swede Does That make ME Prince Cheyne?! :p:p:p!

well my brother, you may definitely be prince

but first you must answer some swede questions

1. does missy kickass?
2. does she really?
3. will i say rock on to your answers?

;) hahaha

[Euphoria]

Wait hang on....
Swede is King.
Cheyne is Prince.
I am Queen.
But I'm married to Cheyne.
Cheyne is Prince.
Not King.
King Is Swede.
But I'm not married to Swede.
...WHAT THE...?
*Smacks hand to forehead*
This Is so confusing!!

[swede]

Wait hang on....
Swede is King.
Cheyne is Prince.
I am Queen.
But I'm married to Cheyne.
Cheyne is Prince.
Not King.
King Is Swede.
But I'm not married to Swede.
...WHAT THE...?
*Smacks hand to forehead*
This Is so confusing!!


lozzy is queen m'dear, u are a princess ;)

[Cheyne]

Hey hey hey hey hey! Since WHEN did Swede and LOZ have the honour of being King and Queen! I think Euph and I are jussst as deserving?! What do u think Euph!!!!! :p:p:p:p!

[Euphoria]

What the F!ck are you trying to pull!!??
I'm not a princess, I'm the Queen!
grr argh!:p

[swede]

its just facts m'dear ;)

[Euphoria]

Yes, so sorry about my outburst Your Majesty, I think you're right there.
Fact is that I couldn't possibly be the Queen, For Queens are old & ugly.
And I am young & beautiful!!
(Same goes for Cheyne! Lol, we're pretending you're young for a while otay?)
Oh, sorry about the "Old & Ugly" comment Queen Lozzy, But they are after all Swedes facts, & he did chose you to be his Queen!!!

[LoDouble U]

i am but a poor loyal servant master... your wish is my command...

[Cheyne]

Yes, so sorry about my outburst Your Majesty, I think you're right there.
Fact is that I couldn't possibly be the Queen, For Queens are old & ugly.
And I am young & beautiful!!
(Same goes for Cheyne! Lol, we're pretending you're young for a while otay?)
Oh, sorry about the "Old & Ugly" comment Queen Lozzy, But they are after all Swedes facts, & he did chose you to be his Queen!!!

ROFLMAO!!! So devlish but soooo goood! I like it! hehehe! Except I think loz would change the image of Queens forever... Suddently theyd be percieved as hot and irresistable :p!

[swede]

cheyne has got it! definitely!! lozzy is one sexy ladyyyyy!

and lozdubs... hun.. ur the best!

[LoDouble U]

cheyne has got it! definitely!! lozzy is one sexy ladyyyyy!

and lozdubs... hun.. ur the best!

supersexy king swede and supersexylady queen lozzy will make fine rulers of the kingdom indeed

(& i'll always be ur UK Loz, swedey *mwah*)

[Euphoria]

cheyne has got it! definitely!! lozzy is one sexy ladyyyyy!

and lozdubs... hun.. ur the best!
*Glares*
Dammit Cheyne you're making me remember why I wanted to be Queen in the first place!!!
I was gonna give them a new name as Hot & Irresistable!!
Fine, I don't want to be Queen or Princess...
*stomps off & climbs a tree...Layers of lacy petticoats and all!*

[swede]

supersexy king swede and supersexylady queen lozzy will make fine rulers of the kingdom indeed

(& i'll always be ur UK Loz, swedey *mwah*)

naturally! ur way awesome! uve def got a county or two that are ur own ;)

OI CASHEW! settle pettle! smile for king swede ;)

[Cheyne]

*Glares*
Dammit Cheyne you're making me remember why I wanted to be Queen in the first place!!!
I was gonna give them a new name as Hot & Irresistable!!
Fine, I don't want to be Queen or Princess...
*stomps off & climbs a tree...Layers of lacy petticoats and all!*

Gallops toward the tree to save his damsel in distress! Climbs up and carries her down! Before riding sidesaddle off into the sunset with his lady....

[Euphoria]

*Does not hear 'King' Swede from in amongst the lovely branches of favourite virtual tree*

[swede]

Gallops toward the tree to save his damsel in distress! Climbs up and carries her down! Before riding sidesaddle off into the sunset with his lady....

look! he is def prince charming!!

[Euphoria]

Yeah well I'm not coming down!!
I'm staying up here for as long as it pleases me...& trees please me, so don't think I'll be down any time soon!! :D

[Cheyne]

Envisages a tree house oasis at the top of Euphs tree and relaxes with her if she doesnt mind his company?! @-)-)-

[Euphoria]

Not at all, I was, however, about to change...*fumbles about awkwardly*
Okay stand still...*starts stripping off 'royal layers' & tossing them in Cheynes direction*
"Argh don't drop my 7th petticoat, oh, thanks!"
Okay, *lies back in hammock...minimal clothing now affixed to body* ;)

[Cheyne]

Not at all, I was, however, about to change...*fumbles about awkwardly*
Okay stand still...*starts stripping off 'royal layers' & tossing them in Cheynes direction*
"Argh don't drop my 7th petticoat, oh, thanks!"
Okay, *lies back in hammock...minimal clothing now affixed to body* ;)

Blushes to high heaven and hides under the layers of clothing! *Remembers back to when HE was 13 and asked to hold his first gfs hand *blush*!

[lozzy]

Yes, so sorry about my outburst Your Majesty, I think you're right there.
Fact is that I couldn't possibly be the Queen, For Queens are old & ugly.
And I am young & beautiful!!
(Same goes for Cheyne! Lol, we're pretending you're young for a while otay?)
Oh, sorry about the "Old & Ugly" comment Queen Lozzy, But they are after all Swedes facts, & he did chose you to be his Queen!!!
ahhhh euph it's just your jelously coming out... :p

anyways where the hell did this king and queen thing come from?? :confused:

[lozzy]

ROFLMAO!!! So devlish but soooo goood! I like it! hehehe! Except I think loz would change the image of Queens forever... Suddently theyd be percieved as hot and irresistable :p!
awwww shucks *blushes* thanks cheyne ;)

[lozzy]

*Glares*
Dammit Cheyne you're making me remember why I wanted to be Queen in the first place!!!
I was gonna give them a new name as Hot & Irresistable!!
Fine, I don't want to be Queen or Princess...
*stomps off & climbs a tree...Layers of lacy petticoats and all!*
here you go climbing trees again... :p

[swede]

ahhhh euph it's just your jelously coming out... :p

anyways where the hell did this king and queen thing come from?? :confused:

cause ur are royalty m'dear ;) hehehe

[Euphoria]

Blushes to high heaven and hides under the layers of clothing! *Remembers back to when HE was 13 and asked to hold his first gfs hand *blush*!
*Grinz to self as overall plan was to make Cheyne good & rosy!*

"Cheyne sweetie, do you think could please pass me that book over there?"

*Points to hardback of Angels & Demons*

"...Oh & while you're up chuck me something from the pantry...Preferably sweet...Oreos perhaps? It's all you'll find in there!!" ;):p

[LoDouble U]

anyways where the hell did this king and queen thing come from?? :confused:

originally it was notification of swede officially become king and he selected you as his queen (u lucky girl!!)

Long live the king
Long live the Queen!!!!!!!

[lozzy]

originally it was notification of swede officially become king and he selected you as his queen (u lucky girl!!)

Long live the king
Long live the Queen!!!!!!!
haha sounds good to me :D

when did swede officially become king and who decided this?? haha we have to change our user titles now... :)

[swede]

haha sounds good to me :D

when did swede officially become king and who decided this?? haha we have to change our user titles now... :)

oh we do!!!

**going to change it**

[swede]

there we go :)

[lozzy]

*yells out*... "WAIT!!"

i changed it for you already...

[swede]

*yells out*... "WAIT!!"

i changed it for you already...

check out my name?? :)

[swede]

hahaa looks mad! forum queen and forum king! YEH! lol

[lozzy]

hahaa looks mad! forum queen and forum king! YEH! lol
hahaha you actually changed your username!!! i meant user title, but what the hell, that stands out more :)

[swede]

hahaha you actually changed your username!!! i meant user title, but what the hell, that stands out more :)

LOL! well i sent u a pm regarding this ;)

i need ur help! u tell me :)

[Euphoria]

...Yes well when you have as much money as you do you can muck around as much as you'd like!!
I'm very happy just as a simple Tree Climbing Thingos Assistant.. :D

[lozzy]

...Yes well when you have as much money as you do you can muck around as much as you'd like!!
I'm very happy just as a simple Tree Climbing Thingos Assistant.. :D
awww you just gotta save buddy.. :) plus im queen im spose to have a lot of money...

and you got heaps of money (points) what you talking about??

[Euphoria]

I'm saving up for something SPECIAL!!!! :D:D

[lozzy]

I'm saving up for something SPECIAL!!!! :D:D
i hate to break it to you Euph but i can't be bought... :p :D

[Euphoria]

That's what you think... :p
But I know your weaknesses Lozzy Insertlastnamehere!!
& I will use them agaisnt you!!!!!!!!:D

[lozzy]

oh yeah... *looks around nervously*... well...ah...um...what are my...ahhh...weaknesses then huh??

and my last name is "p"... its lozzy p remember silly?? ;)

[swede]

lozzy is a strong queen! and she has no weaknesses ;)

[Euphoria]

You'll be her weakness Swede!
You'll be her downfall!!
Muahahha!!! :D
"..By The By Cheyne I'm STILL waiting for you to bring me my book & snacks!!
I've had to invent silly stories in my head, about a King & Queen and their fight to be at the top of the board, to keep myself entertained!!":p:D

[LoDouble U]

hahahaha i didnt think you'd go that far swede lol!!!! pmsl!!! roflmao!!!!

[swede]

lol!

and well, we wont fight, we are here together! no one is bigger and better than the other ;)

[swede]

The King is going to bed now!

goodnight sweet board

and goodnight my fair lady queen lozzy!

night night

[LoDouble U]

night night O Great One!!!!

[Shenelle]

oh my goodness, i feel really bad posting in this thread - ruining your story and all...

But I just wanted to say that you may be king, Queen, Prince and tree climber and tree climbers assistant, but I AM GOD!!! Mwahhahahahahah

*claps hands causing huge claps of thunder over the forum!*

[Cheyne]

You'll be her weakness Swede!
You'll be her downfall!!
Muahahha!!! :D
"..By The By Cheyne I'm STILL waiting for you to bring me my book & snacks!!
I've had to invent silly stories in my head, about a King & Queen and their fight to be at the top of the board, to keep myself entertained!!":p:D

LoL! I MAY be YOUR Prince, BUT I am Definetely NOT Ur servant! I would have brought them to u had u not expected it!

[Euphoria]

*Bottom Lip Quivers*

"...Fine, That's fine, you're not my servant & it's..." *

*Stomps foot on floor, 'Spoiled princess' style*

"...FINE!!!!!!"

*Yells out to Milko at other end of treehouse*

"Oi Thingo!! Chuck me some Oreos yeah??!!" :D:p

[lozzy]

You'll be her weakness Swede!
You'll be her downfall!!
Muahahha!!! :D
"..By The By Cheyne I'm STILL waiting for you to bring me my book & snacks!!
I've had to invent silly stories in my head, about a King & Queen and their fight to be at the top of the board, to keep myself entertained!!":p:D
meh. you're all talk Euph...you can't even get your husband to bring you a book and snacks when you ask for it... :p :D

*yells out to swede*..."sweety could you bring me over some coke (cola) and some crunchie chocolate please??"

[lozzy]

oh my goodness, i feel really bad posting in this thread - ruining your story and all...

But I just wanted to say that you may be king, Queen, Prince and tree climber and tree climbers assistant, but I AM GOD!!! Mwahhahahahahah

*claps hands causing huge claps of thunder over the forum!*
all hail GOD Shenelle, the creater of this lovely land... :D

[Euphoria]

*Quickly kisses the ground that Shenelle stands on then turns to Lozzy...*

"Egh!...Is that a challenge?! Cos you know my Husband can beat your, Swede, at anything & everything!!...Unless of course it's a masculinty test...":p :p

[lozzy]

*Quickly kisses the ground that Shenelle stands on then turns to Lozzy...*

"Egh!...Is that a challenge?! Cos you know my Husband can beat your, Swede, at anything & everything!!...Unless of course it's a masculinty test...":p :p
hahahahaha

no it's not a challenge...im mearly stating the facts... :p :D

[swede]

meh. you're all talk Euph...you can't even get your husband to bring you a book and snacks when you ask for it... :p :D

*yells out to swede*..."sweety could you bring me over some coke (cola) and some crunchie chocolate please??"

for sure my love! ;)

*passes coke and some crunchie chocolate to queen loz*

hun u dont have to ask me for this... we can ask the many of our servants to do it, but alas for you nothing is a chore ;)

[swede]

*Quickly kisses the ground that Shenelle stands on then turns to Lozzy...*

"Egh!...Is that a challenge?! Cos you know my Husband can beat your, Swede, at anything & everything!!...Unless of course it's a masculinty test...":p :p

oh my dear cashew... what are u thinking? there is no competition between king and prince, we know our places in this world ;)

[Hinny]

If Swede is king, then I'm Rasputin.

[lozzy]

If Swede is king, then I'm Rasputin.
he's dead...

[Euphoria]

Haha, I'm withdrawing from this thread until Cheyne has been in here & had his say...:p

[swede]

Haha, I'm withdrawing from this thread until Cheyne has been in here & had his say...:p

he definitely had some things to say to u before!

[Euphoria]

he definitely had some things to say to u before!
*Glares* And what's that supposed to mean??

[lozzy]

hmmm i think that's for you to figure out... :p

[Euphoria]

Dammit!
I hate figuring things out! Puzzles, Blaaaaggh!!
Oh, & trust Cheyne to know this & use it agaisnt me!!
He's not even online & he makes me think!:p:D

[Cheyne]

*Quickly kisses the ground that Shenelle stands on then turns to Lozzy...*

"Egh!...Is that a challenge?! Cos you know my Husband can beat your, Swede, at anything & everything!!...Unless of course it's a masculinty test...":p :p

Hey hey hey! Since when do IIIII come across as efeminite! *Exfoliates before styling his hair and spending a good hr and a half deciding what to wear*! :p!

[Fredina]

Can I please join in?



As there appear to be no free guys left for me, and i refuse to play the role of some Camilla try-hard.....................can i be the jester? :D

[Cheyne]

Can I please join in?



As there appear to be no free guys left for me, and i refuse to play the role of some Camilla try-hard.....................can i be the jester? :D

Who saysss I wasnttt free?!!! :p:p:p!

[Fredina]

Who saysss I wasnttt free?!!! :p:p:p!


I thought someone was after u? Euph???? :confused:

[Cheyne]

Really! I didnt notice hehehe *Blush*! Euphs a sweeetie! But hmm though a jester is great and all i feel u should be deserved of a more respectful position! hehehe like Perhapss another princess! *orrrr my concubine :p:p:p! Jusssss kiddding! *cheeky grin*

[Euphoria]

Yeah well I've given up Princess, too stressful, so you're more than welcome to that one Fredina!! :D
Well, technically Cheyne & I are married but I think we have an open marriage yeah?
Oh, & there are some guys left!
There's James, &...Um...Hmmm...
Help?!? :p

[Cheyne]

Yeah well I've given up Princess, too stressful, so you're more than welcome to that one Fredina!! :D
Well, technically Cheyne & I are married but I think we have an open marriage yeah?
Oh, & there are some guys left!
There's James, &...Um...Hmmm...
Help?!? :p

An 'Open marriage' I hear u say?! Woohooo! Runs around the world with Im single stapled to his forhead :p:p:p!

In all honesty def nOT! Im a one woman guy! If i dont satisfy u Euph and u feel the need to quench ur appetite thennn maybe im nottt the right guy for u!!! *bursts into tearsss*!

[Euphoria]

Oh dear...
*Pats Cheyne on shoulder...Then feels an atire need to slap him in the back of the head*
You're the one who always acts like we're not 'together' together!!
I'd be more than happy, hypes over the moon happy, to stay with you for ever as you're everything I've ever wanted & more and YOU KNOW IT!!
You just like seeing me get all worked up like I am right now because i'm short so it looks funny!!:mad: :p
*Shakes head*
You sexy loony...;):D

[Cheyne]

Oh dear...
*Pats Cheyne on shoulder...Then feels an atire need to slap him in the back of the head*
You're the one who always acts like we're not 'together' together!!
I'd be more than happy, hypes over the moon happy, to stay with you for ever as you're everything I've ever wanted & more and YOU KNOW IT!!
You just like seeing me get all worked up like I am right now because i'm short so it looks funny!!:mad: :p
*Shakes head*
You sexy loony...;):D

*Falls off his chair and bumps his head.. When he comes too he wonders whether Euph is juss some magical girl thats a figment of his imagination! He pinches himself just in case only to discover that it hurts and Euph must be real.. before fainting again as her sweetness knocks him flat..

[Euphoria]

haha, your head must really be hurting by now... :D
Doctor Lozzy!
Assitance please! My husbands concussed himself...Again.

[lozzy]

haha, your head must really be hurting by now... :D
Doctor Lozzy!
Assitance please! My husbands concussed himself...Again.
*runs to cheyne's aid*....after doing all my important queen duties...

*examines cheyne*....ok looks like he's fine now....although he may have some short term memory loss.... *whispers to euph*...take advantage of this while you can... ;) :D

[lozzy]

Oh dear...
*Pats Cheyne on shoulder...Then feels an atire need to slap him in the back of the head*
You're the one who always acts like we're not 'together' together!!
I'd be more than happy, hypes over the moon happy, to stay with you for ever as you're everything I've ever wanted & more and YOU KNOW IT!!
You just like seeing me get all worked up like I am right now because i'm short so it looks funny!!:mad: :p
*Shakes head*
You sexy loony...;):D
it's not always cheyne's fault euph....you had it bad for me once... before i turned you down...remember??... :p :D

[Euphoria]

Oh yeah!..Ooooooh, yeah...
Okay I was WRONG!!!
...Truce babe?
Not that you'll remember this...
Muahahahaha...
(Niceay oneick lozzay, thankick heapsay!!):D :D

[lozzy]

Oh yeah!..Ooooooh, yeah...
Okay I was WRONG!!!
...Truce babe?
Not that you'll remember this...
Muahahahaha...
(Niceay oneick lozzay, thankick heapsay!!):D :D
hahaha imay alwaysick thinkingay ;)
althoughay iay takeay noarb responsibilityay ifick hisick memoryay lossick getsick worseay....

[Euphoria]

Ohick, thatsay finearb!
Cheyneick coulday usearb aick littleay lessick brainay...Thenick maybeay heick wouldntarb beay suchick aick smartay-arseick!! :p

[swede]

i luv my queen ;) hehehe

[Euphoria]

I luv my fake husband ;) haha...
:p

[swede]

I luv my fake husband ;) haha...
:p

well its unfortunate he is only fake!

***and always thought cheyne was real***

not to worry ;) :p

[lozzy]

I luv my fake husband ;) haha...
:p
ahhh euph you're still hiding your feelings for me huh?? its ok...cheyne wont remember...memory loss...;) :D

i luv my queen ;) hehehe
awww i wov woo too ;)

[swede]

hehe ah poor cashew nut! LOL

but hey, if the king and queen are happy together then there is a happy board ;) haha

[Euphoria]

You know what?
I have a bone to pick about that!
I think it's a foolish thing that this board should be a dictatorship!!
EVERYONE should get a say in who they want to be king & queen!
I say we start a poll, an Official one mind you, in the polls section not here.
But these are who is running:
A) Swede & Lozzy_p
B) Euphoria & Cheyne
C) Milko & Euphoria [Lol, Why not?!?]
:D:D:D

[swede]

simple.. for one you are born into the role of king or queen.. just so happened i was... and lozzy is my queen ;) this is not a president ship. its just the rules u see! we have a god, n that is dear shenelle!

also, there is no way u could be in the running with 2 people, we dont want a philandering queen on this board ;)

[lozzy]

i thought you didnt want to be queen....

plus i dont think its fair because there are a lot of people on this board who are a 1 on the gay-straight-o-meter and so that's an unfair advantage to you and milko.

plus king and queen should decide this not you

plus we didnt even decide... UK loz decided so there :p

[LoDouble U]

actually, the whole King idea was mine.................

So I think I should be an important person, like the Kings PA or something

[lozzy]

ok fine... me and swede are king and queen and so is euph and cheyne but they're are royalty from NZ...

and UK loz i appoint you kings PA....now theres trust involved here....dont abuse it... ;)

[swede]

see look at the 2 loz's.. they are too smart!

its all been said and done.. we have our king and queen :)

and lozdubs... as i said, u definitely hold a county or 3 ;) haha and u can be the royal PA! ;)

[Euphoria]

You're all just scared cos you know Milko & I would kick arse in the polls cos we're so popular & sexy! ;) :p

[lozzy]

nah you's would just get the sympathy vote... and that always wins...

anyways like i said you can be king and queen royalty from NZ... :D

[swede]

You're all just scared cos you know Milko & I would kick arse in the polls cos we're so popular & sexy! ;) :p

we require no "poll" ;)

you can make a poll to try n be prime minister if u would like! LOL!

[swede]

anyways like i said you can be king and queen royalty from NZ... :D

would u really wanna bestow that upon anyone???? ;) :p ;)

[Euphoria]

No I don't wan't to be Cheeeeeeeynes Queen!!
I wanna be Milkis queeeeeen!!!!!!! :D

[swede]

No I don't wan't to be Cheeeeeeeynes Queen!!
I wanna be Milkis queeeeeen!!!!!!! :D

is that cause cheyne was starting to reject u... or?? ;) haha

and by the way... lozzy is the true queen in these parts ;) :)

[lozzy]

No I don't wan't to be Cheeeeeeeynes Queen!!
I wanna be Milkis queeeeeen!!!!!!! :D
fine then you and milko can be the Queen tree climbers from NZ :D

[swede]

fine then you and milko can be the Queen tree climbers from NZ :D

LMAO!!! thats gold!!

[Euphoria]

Swede: If you were reading Myself & Cheynes PM's you wouldn't be saying that...;)
Oh & yes I'm actually secretly in love with MILKO!!...Oh Gaawd enough with the secret loves!!!!! :D
Lozzy: I will contact my thingo about this & we'll get back to you!...:p

[Euphoria]

LMAO!!! thats gold!!
Swedey you sure?
It's not Tin Foil??? :D
Oh & my post before this was the 100th in this topic...KOOL! :D

[LoDouble U]

ok fine... me and swede are king and queen and so is euph and cheyne but they're are royalty from NZ...

and UK loz i appoint you kings PA....now theres trust involved here....dont abuse it... ;)

Thanks Queen loz - I'm delighted u decided that I am worthy of being the the Royal PA

no need to worry I will not do anything untoward the king - I promise
I know now where his heart truly lies...

[swede]

well... the king is about to go to bed...

*goodnight board!*

[LoDouble U]

Goodnight swedey! sleep tight!

[lozzy]

Swede: If you were reading Myself & Cheynes PM's you wouldn't be saying that...;)
Oh & yes I'm actually secretly in love with MILKO!!...Oh Gaawd enough with the secret loves!!!!! :D
Lozzy: I will contact my thingo about this & we'll get back to you!...:p
ok cool sounds like a plan :)

and how many people are you secretly in love with??

[Euphoria]

Um, lets see...
Milko, Cheyne, Loz, Shenelle, Kylies, Rove & Kermit... the frog. :D

[Neo]

hehe frog. you'll have to fight miss piggy for kermie!

[swede]

Um, lets see...
Milko, Cheyne, Loz, Shenelle, Kylies, Rove & Kermit... the frog. :D

well loz is taken ;)

[lozzy]

well loz is taken ;)
haha hence the secret part of her love for me... ;)

[swede]

haha hence the secret part of her love for me... ;)

its not so secret nemore is it LOL! :)

[Euphoria]

Lozzay, yourick kingay isick beingay sillyay!
Tellick himay thatarb itick isay aay secretarb!!

[swede]

Lozzay, yourick kingay isick beingay sillyay!
Tellick himay thatarb itick isay aay secretarb!!

there u go bein lil miss cashew again ;)

[lozzy]

Lozzay, yourick kingay isick beingay sillyay!
Tellick himay thatarb itick isay aay secretarb!!

iay thinkick thatick maybeay youarb shouldarb takeay whatick youay saidick backick soarb heay doesntick getick hisarb knickersay inay knotick. butarb dontick worryay iay knowarb youay loveay meay... ;) :D

[swede]

y on earth would i have my knickers in a knot? LOL! its only euphi.. im not worried ;)

[lozzy]

looks like the king understands lozphoria.... i think we need to work on our language euph... ;)

[Euphoria]

[Ohay, Niceick planay lozzay!]

*Clears throat*
Swede, I'm no longer secretly in love with loz...
She is just a 21 year old slut bag. :D:p

[Anyay goodick lozzay myarb loveay? :p]

[lozzy]

[Ohay, Niceick planay lozzay!]

*Clears throat*
Swede, I'm no longer secretly in love with loz...
She is just a 21 year old slut bag. :D:p

[Anyay goodick lozzay myarb loveay? :p]
see my above post... ;)

[Euphoria]

Ohhay! Dammitick!!!! :D

[James]

lol, swede. Your the king. :p

[Cheyne]

No I don't wan't to be Cheeeeeeeynes Queen!!
I wanna be Milkis queeeeeen!!!!!!! :D


*bursts into tearrrs! Now No ONE wants to beee my wiffffeee... sits by the river alll broken hearted staring into the water, his tearry eyed face staring back at him through the rippleson the surface..

[Fredina]

I'm so lost, i come back here and thers' like 50 million more pages!! I don't know what a concubine is, kinda sounds like cucumber? If i'm gonna be princess dont i need a prince, and i'm still confused as to who if ne1 s available? *returns to no1 wallflower seat*

[swede]

lol, swede. Your the king. :p

mate! ur a legend!

james... ur definitely a knight in this kingdom!

[Euphoria]

Okay, you'll all have to excuse me tonight I'm just sooo diorientated!!
I hate it when the board completely goes off when I'm not here!
So much to say, so long to type...
But here goes...
Cheyne: I'm still desperately want to be your wife, just not your queen! :):p
Fredina:A concubine is basically like a mistress.
You don't want to be Cheynes concubine.
But you're more than welcome to be his Cucumber. :D
As for the guys left you'd have to have a look around... But maybe you could get yourself a thingo instead??

[missy_rulez]

Well I Am The Royal Forum Jester!! or wait shud that be Forum Royal Jester? hahaha i unno
hahahaha i wanna wear the bells hat!!

Only if thats ok with King Swede and Queen lozzy!!

P.S Lozphoria is realyl easy to read, hahahaha

[Euphoria]

*GASPS*

No I do not need at least ten characters to express my opinion.

[swede]

Well I Am The Royal Forum Jester!! or wait shud that be Forum Royal Jester? hahaha i unno
hahahaha i wanna wear the bells hat!!

Only if thats ok with King Swede and Queen lozzy!!

P.S Lozphoria is realyl easy to read, hahahaha

that is most definitely ok :)

[missy_rulez]

Hahahaha yay!!
*starts doin alittle jester groove thing*

ANd dont worry Euphi i wont tell anyone! I even kno how to read ur new Lozphoria, haha but i wont tell anyone that either!

[swede]

Hahahaha yay!!
*starts doin alittle jester groove thing*

ANd dont worry Euphi i wont tell anyone! I even kno how to read ur new Lozphoria, haha but i wont tell anyone that either!

LOL ur def a royal jester!

[Euphoria]

No, I think Kylies should be 'Royal Court Meaniepants'!! :p

Embrace your child side, it can't hurt you!
You just might get a bit sticky. :D

[missy_rulez]

No, I think Kylies should be 'Royal Court Meaniepants'!! :p

Embrace your child side, it can't hurt you!
You just might get a bit sticky. :D
Why should i be the 'Royal Meaniepants' Euphi?
I am not a mean person!

[Euphoria]

I know your not a mean person kylies!
Haha, I have no idea why I did actually say that...
It's probably just one of my childish things that randomly shows itself...
Like when I say people smell even if they don't...Just as a childish reflex when i'm bored.
But don't you think court meaniepants sounds kinda kool?
Hell even i'd like to be court meaniepants!! :p :p

[missy_rulez]

I know your not a mean person kylies!
Haha, I have no idea why I did actually say that...
It's probably just one of my childish things that randomly shows itself...
Like when I say people smell even if they don't...Just as a childish reflex when i'm bored.
But don't you think court meaniepants sounds kinda kool?
Hell even i'd like to be court meaniepants!! :p :p
Nooooo but Euphi, i wanna be the royal jester! the laughing stock of the forum! i think thats better then the court meaniepants!
Unless *springs an idea* unless i can be the royal court meanipants jester!! bahaha i think thats a little long tho!
Hmmm im stumped,
wat shud i be??
A) royal forum jester or
B) Court meaniepants?

open for opinions!

[lozzy]

Well I Am The Royal Forum Jester!! or wait shud that be Forum Royal Jester? hahaha i unno
hahahaha i wanna wear the bells hat!!

Only if thats ok with King Swede and Queen lozzy!!

P.S Lozphoria is realyl easy to read, hahahaha
yes you may be the jester :)

[lozzy]

Hahahaha yay!!
*starts doin alittle jester groove thing*

ANd dont worry Euphi i wont tell anyone! I even kno how to read ur new Lozphoria, haha but i wont tell anyone that either!
haha you better not or you'll have to deal with queen lozzy... :p :D

[missy_rulez]

Hahaha dont worry queen lozzy i am a very trustworthy jester, i wudnt dream of telling anyone!

[Euphoria]

Howabout you go by "Royal Court Jester"
But everyone who knows you well enough knows that you wear The Meaniepants!!
& you have a packet of Jelly Babe's in the pocket of your Meaniepants! :D :D

[missy_rulez]

hahaha i think i shall take taht name!
anything is better then KAB's......
and who said u could announce that i am in possession of jelly babe's??
hahaha

[Euphoria]

hahaha, Jelly Babes don't... infact any sort of confectionary dosen't stay in my possession for very long... :p

[missy_rulez]

Well i dont really ever eat confectionary i usually give it away to my friends, ohh except for m&m's and nice lollipops! hahaha, incase you cant tell im weird, and i dont eat normal things if anything at all, i mean come on who else on this forum actually really like brussel sprouts apart from me??

[Euphoria]

I haven't had Brussel Sprouts in 12 years....
What do they taste like?
I remember eating them when I was real little & just thinking they were baby cabbages... :D

[swede]

im glad we have our own lil jester!

[missy_rulez]

hahaha brussel sprouts basically do taste like baby cabbages, i guess hahaha iunno

And wud u like me to perform for you king swede??
*does some unco limb spasms muscle movements in the hope of them forming some sort of dancing entertainment*

[lozzy]

And wud u like me to perform for you king swede??
i want cartwheels, i want cartwheels!!! :D

[missy_rulez]

ok! ok! *does circus music, do doo dooo do doo do doo do doo*
attempts first cartwheel, arms collapse and falls on head
2nd attempt gets the run up wrong and stumbles over feet...
ok ok ok i will get it this time, does a cartwheel, followed by another, and another, and another and another, tries standing up straight, dizzy as hell world is spinning walks straight (aka sideways) and walks into a wall then falls over!

Is that entertainment enough for right this very moment queen lozzy....or at least until the world stops spinning?

[lozzy]

ok! ok! *does circus music, do doo dooo do doo do doo do doo*
attempts first cartwheel, arms collapse and falls on head
2nd attempt gets the run up wrong and stumbles over feet...
ok ok ok i will get it this time, does a cartwheel, followed by another, and another, and another and another, tries standing up straight, dizzy as hell world is spinning walks straight (aka sideways) and walks into a wall then falls over!

Is that entertainment enough for right this very moment queen lozzy....or at least until the world stops spinning?
hahaha i love it, i love it!!

more more more!!

and dont worry doctor lozzy will fix you when you're finished :D

[missy_rulez]

wat wud u like me to do now?

I wud try juggling knives....but i dont kno how to juggle so your life wud be in danger! we cud have a game of hackey sack, but my shoes are old and have no laces so my shoe wud fly off and go further then the hackey sack and most likely hit u in the head, like it did my friend prue!
hahaha im out of suggestions right now!

[Fredina]

wat wud u like me to do now?

I wud try juggling knives....but i dont kno how to juggle so your life wud be in danger! we cud have a game of hackey sack, but my shoes are old and have no laces so my shoe wud fly off and go further then the hackey sack and most likely hit u in the head, like it did my friend prue!
hahaha im out of suggestions right now!


Juggle me- the forum cucumber!!!

[missy_rulez]

hahaha i cud try but u wud end up being a squashed cucumber!
hahaha

[lozzy]

juggling knives... i like it...*hint hint* ;)

[Euphoria]

Hahaha, "I would try juggling knives but i don't know how to juggle, so your life would be in danger!!!!"
Lmao, I'm gonna steal that one! I love it!
Yay we have a forum cucumber!!!
Fredina The Forum Cucumber....Hahahaha.. :D :D

[missy_rulez]

hahaha ok ok ok, i will give it a try!
*kicks jukebox so it will start playing circus music, do doo dooo do doo do doo do doo*
Starts with three knives, and a cucumber
up down thrown up down thrown, oh crap oh crap im getting mixed up wat am i doin, i have no clue, omg lozzy watch out!! one of the knives is goin towards you!!! phew dont worry swede it missed you queen!!

Now i have to start again up down thrown up down catch up down thrown
oh crap one of the knives sliced thru the cucumber!! sorry nikola(sp?)

wipes sweat from forehead

ok start again minus the cucumber!
up down thrown catch up down thrown
my hands are full i can catch the other one, oooo it sliced along my hand!!!
Thank god i put a dummy plastic knife in! no damage to me hand dont worry guys!

I am now afraid of knives, no more juggling knives!

[Euphoria]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!!
Ya majesty, lozzy, Queen darling person!!
Can I please request something of the jester please????
*Excited Childish Smiles*

[lozzy]

that was a wonderful effort kyles :D....next time i expect real knives though... ;)

and euph....seeing as you called me ya majesty, queen darling person....yes you may request something of the jester :)

[Fredina]

hahaha ok ok ok, i will give it a try!
*kicks jukebox so it will start playing circus music, do doo dooo do doo do doo do doo*
Starts with three knives, and a cucumber
up down thrown up down thrown, oh crap oh crap im getting mixed up wat am i doin, i have no clue, omg lozzy watch out!! one of the knives is goin towards you!!! phew dont worry swede it missed you queen!!

Now i have to start again up down thrown up down catch up down thrown
oh crap one of the knives sliced thru the cucumber!! sorry nikola(sp?)

wipes sweat from forehead

ok start again minus the cucumber!
up down thrown catch up down thrown
my hands are full i can catch the other one, oooo it sliced along my hand!!!
Thank god i put a dummy plastic knife in! no damage to me hand dont worry guys!

I am now afraid of knives, no more juggling knives!

(sp?) fine except it's a c not a k ;) . OMG where are the kings horses and kings men to put me bakc together again?

[Euphoria]

No horses, No men....Just DOCTOR LOZZY!!!!!!!!

[Fredina]

No horses, No men....Just DOCTOR LOZZY!!!!!!!!

LOZZY HELP ME, I CANT FEEL MY FEET AND I THINK ITS COS THEYRE NO LONGER THERE!

[Euphoria]

Ooh! Ooh!
Forum Royal Court Jester, (Who Wears The Meaniepants!)...
Sing us The Battle...Through Your Nose!!!
:D :D

[Fredina]

Ooh! Ooh!
Forum Royal Court Jester, (Who Wears The Meaniepants!)...
Sing us The Battle...Through Your Nose!!!
:D :D


OMG u watch too much rove!

[lozzy]

LOZZY HELP ME, I CANT FEEL MY FEET AND I THINK ITS COS THEYRE NO LONGER THERE!
*runs to the rescue*

ok it looks as though you've been decapitated just above your knee joint... ill just get myself ready and then we'll start the operation...

*changes into labcoat, cleans hands, puts on gloves, and grabs all the painful doctors instruments*

*starts operation*.....1 hour passes....*finishes operation*

ok fredina it looks as though you'll recover..... you wont be able to walk for about a week though as the ligaments, and the metal substituting knee parts in your cucumber knee have to heel. in a week when you start walking again you'll have to come and see me for some musculoskeletal rehabilitation :)

...oh and im afraid that you can never be eaten... :(

[Fredina]

*runs to the rescue*

ok it looks as though you've been decapitated just above your knee joint... ill just get myself ready and then we'll start the operation...

*changes into labcoat, cleans hands, puts on gloves, and grabs all the painful doctors instruments*

*starts operation*.....1 hour passes....*finishes operation*

ok fredina it looks as though you'll recover..... you wont be able to walk for about a week though as the ligaments, and the metal substituting knee parts in your cucumber knee have to heel. in a week when you start walking again you'll have to come and see me for some musculoskeletal rehabilitation :)

...oh and im afraid that you can never be eaten... :(

missy what where ru? *wakes up from anasthetic dazed and confused* Thanks heaps lozzy. I promise i will work hard in rehab. And i'm glad i can never be eaten :D Thanks heaps doc, i mean ur majesty :confused:

BTW i love the image of a cucumber with a metal knee, I laughed out loud, is this weird?

[Euphoria]

Omg the VISUALS of that operation!! Lmao!
Okaaaaaay...This is a wee bit scary, Nicola's known me like 2 weeks & already she knows of the whole 'Rove' addiction!!
...Do I really talk about him THAT much???? :D

[missy_rulez]

hahahaha no way cud u imagine the snot that might spray everywhere, and i wudnt be able to control it coz i wud have to keep singing!
but i will sing it for u normally if u want, i aint actually that bad at it! i even get the 'is that light in ur eyes' bit down pact!

[Fredina]

Omg the VISUALS of that operation!! Lmao!
Okaaaaaay...This is a wee bit scary, Nicola's known me like 2 weeks & already she knows of the whole 'Rove' addiction!!
...Do I really talk about him THAT much???? :D


Ok i've been on the forum for longer tan that...........but yeah u do!!!! Mayeb i have a good memory, or maybe i just remembered watching him ladt week and seeing that chick sing through her nose? ;)

[lozzy]

missy what where ru? *wakes up from anasthetic dazed and confused* Thanks heaps lozzy. I promise i will work hard in rehab. And i'm glad i can never be eaten :D Thanks heaps doc, i mean ur majesty :confused:

BTW i love the image of a cucumber with a metal knee, I laughed out loud, is this weird?
that is why you can never be eaten.... metal would kill someone...

and no it cannot be cut out before eating...

[Fredina]

that is why you can never be eaten.... metal would kill someone...

and no it cannot be cut out before eating...


nah but u could cut from either side of it..........plz don't :(

[Euphoria]

Yeah! Lol, man Rove was good last night!...*goes off in 'deep' thought*
...I know you've been on here for a while, I only just acknowledged your presence recently. :D
Okay kylies, you don't have to sing it through your nose...Just sing it normal & chuck in some dance moves to make up for it! :p

[Fredina]

Yeah! Lol, man Rove was good last night!...*goes off in 'deep' thought*
...I know you've been on here for a while, I only just acknowledged your presence recently. :D
Okay kylies, you don't have to sing it through your nose...Just sing it normal & chuck in some dance moves to make up for it! :p


OMG U had to wait until last night to c it......... i didn't htink nz waw that far away.

[lozzy]

nah but u could cut from either side of it..........plz don't :(
no because the metal has already contaminated the rest of the cucumber.... silly ;)

[lozzy]

OMG U had to wait until last night to c it......... i didn't htink nz waw that far away.
hahaha im surprised NZ have seen it already... i thought it would be another year or so... :p

it was a recent episode yes??...lol

[missy_rulez]

Hahaha ok kool euphi i shall try, but i cant dance, they are just several muscle movements and limb spasms! hahaha but they will get all in rythem eventually!
ok i wanna try and copy kels little dancer girl avatar!!!

*dances around like a raving lunatic! swinging arms everywhere, does an imaginary conga line*
*somehow gets connected to her ceiling fan, and starts going around, and around, and around and around*
Heellllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppp meeeeeee immmmmmmmm littttttttllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*queen loz switches off the fan, and kylie the jester falls off*
attempts to get up, and falls straight back over, and then coils in a fit of laughter!

[Euphoria]

Yeah that's all great kylie but where was the singing???? :p :p

[missy_rulez]

hahaha i was about to start but i got caught on the fan!!
and then i got dizzy!
but i will do it now if u want hahahaha! i think youse all know the words anyways so lets have a big singalong shall we?
but make it more of an upbeat song like the cactus that found the beat or something

[lozzy]

ok ill start us off...

*starts singing aloud*
Somebody said, "can you find your way to God?"
I said I've found my way in bi-bap-ba-doo-bap,
that's how I found my way to God.

Walkin' down the street sayin' "hi, hello",
but how far do you....

[Euphoria]

hahaha im surprised NZ have seen it already... i thought it would be another year or so... :p

it was a recent episode yes??...lol
Haha, yes it was a recent episode!
When we first started getting rove it was at 10:45pm on the sunday after it aired in aus, IE: a crap slot.
And then someone caught onto how great it was & moved it to friday at 9:30pm!
So we only get a 3 day delay which is actually very quickly for NZ...
yes we're behind on everything!....
Haha, except for Lost.
We're 2 episodes in front of aussie. :D

[missy_rulez]

....think i can go before i start
Having to sing ya the blues
Dop an' doo bah...

[lozzy]

c'mon euph its your turn :)

[Euphoria]

Haha, whoops I interrupted the singalong...

Sorry, Carry on...:D

[Euphoria]

Oh right...haha man am I spaced out!

"..." Wait what am I supposed to be singing??
I just about started Peachy just then...
Oh! haha. here we go!...
"...Tappin' to the beat singin' Heidi-ho,
but how long do you think I can go before
I start having to get in the groove da-ba-doo-bap..."

[lozzy]

'Cause I knowohhhhhh that there will always be a light for me,
because I've found my place in historee ee.
As a lover of the the bi-bap-da-doo-baaaap,
That's how I found my way to God.

So you're sitting in your...

[missy_rulez]

...seats and tapping your toes
But how long do you think you can hold before you start
Having to join in my groove
Dop an' doo bah...


Ok guys i gtg for a bit, gotta hang out some washing and stuff, and shower, talk to youse in about 30 ok? toodles

[swede]

looks like you guys are having fun in our palace this evening ;) haha

[Fredina]

oh can i join

cos there's a beat in my feet as i tumble the seas in the waves of ecstacy, and can you feel the vibe does it move you inside like the way that it does to me?

[swede]

i would love to join in on the singalong... but crazy mary has a spell on me!

[Fredina]

i would love to join in on the singalong... but crazy mary has a spell on me!


who's crazy mary?

[swede]

who's crazy mary?

well.. this one crazy lady ;) haha its a song by victoria williams that pearl jam cover a lot at concerts.... its worth ur while to give it a listen.

[Fredina]

well.. this one crazy lady ;) haha its a song by victoria williams that pearl jam cover a lot at concerts.... its worth ur while to give it a listen.

OK yeah i think i saw it when i was looking for that song the other day, maybe :confused:

[swede]

OK yeah i think i saw it when i was looking for that song the other day, maybe :confused:

yeh it was the song afterwards i think :cool: give it a try! :)

[swede]

the king is leaving the building!

;)

later alligators!

[lozzy]

...'Cause I know that there will never be a doubt in me,
'Cause momma told me it was meant to be.
I found my baby in the bi-bap-ba-doo-bap,
that's how I...

[Fredina]

FOUND MY WAY TO, um.......................*thinks!*................ ...GOD

[lozzy]

....That's how I found my way to God,
That's how I found my way to God.

wooo hooo are we good singers or what!! that song took a fair while to sing though... lol

[samick]

swede is the king
yes he is I tell ya

all bow to king swede

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/allhail.gif



He may be king but i am god

[LoDouble U]

He may be king but i am god

Sorry samick, Shenelle has already bagged God cos she created this place :p

[swede]

Sorry samick, Shenelle has already bagged God cos she created this place :p

indeed... i dare say shenelle is god.. ;)

[samick]

Sorry samick, Shenelle has already bagged God cos she created this place :p



That fact does not designate one as god................




:D

[LoDouble U]

oh my goodness, i feel really bad posting in this thread - ruining your story and all...

But I just wanted to say that you may be king, Queen, Prince and tree climber and tree climbers assistant, but I AM GOD!!! Mwahhahahahahah

*claps hands causing huge claps of thunder over the forum!*


See, Shenelle = GOD

[samick]

See, Shenelle = GOD


FINE!! :) even though this isn't burger king you can have your way......... :)

[LoDouble U]

FINE!! :) even though this isn't burger king you can have your way......... :)

Hee hee thats ok samick, I'm sure we can find something important and superior to call you... ;)

[Cheyne]

Hee hee thats ok samick, I'm sure we can find something important and superior to call you... ;)

Lol Samick dude thats what they said to me! and now im owned by someone according to my forum title!!! and this very someone is apparantly my alleged wife too *not that im complaining*! And yes we OCPD members are completely sane?
.....
....
........................
.............................. or are weeee?!

[Euphoria]

Wow, you guys look!
We can get people to question their own sanity!!
Hahaha...Man this OCPD thing is really contagious yeah?? :D

[swede]

oh fuck yeh!!!

[swede]

what a top thread this is

[swede]

ahhhh euph it's just your jelously coming out... :p

anyways where the hell did this king and queen thing come from?? :confused:

yes..................

[swede]

haha sounds good to me :D

when did swede officially become king and who decided this?? haha we have to change our user titles now... :)

CHA CHING

[lozzy]

yer.

[Puck0]

swede was chosen by bog aka god.